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      12-11-2018, 01:05 PM   #2597
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
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      12-11-2018, 01:06 PM   #2598
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jesus is watching
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Yeah. I'm about to start asking for a list of meds as a qualifier in my triage.
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      12-11-2018, 01:06 PM   #2599
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smh at all you sinners, if you were to do it right by just having consensual sex in missionary position to procreate you wouldn't be dealing with this

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Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?
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      12-11-2018, 01:10 PM   #2600
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Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
If they aren't experiencing semi catatonia during, then they have been with better man than I. As for the bath....whatever they do/need after is all on them.
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      12-11-2018, 01:11 PM   #2601
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Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?
I don't know why he wouldn't, they are sure as hell saying it.
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
what is semi-catalonia?
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
what is semi-catalonia?
Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.
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what is semi-catalonia?
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abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.

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Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.
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Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.
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abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.



OH CATATONIA
i was like why isn't anything showing up about catalonia and sex???
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cat·a·to·ni·a
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abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.



OH CATATONIA
i was like why isn't anything showing up about catalonia and sex???
You're searching it wrong if it isn't showing up....
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      12-11-2018, 02:13 PM   #2607
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Hey whatever happened to Mr.SugarSkulls? I feel like he could add a few stories to this thread...
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I guess now we know Mr MKSixer was the one behind all the reporting and banning around here...
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I guess now we know Mr MKSixer was the one behind all the reporting and banning around here...
Lol!

I'd have to get myself banned!!
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i want to go out tonight since its the night before reading day, and many of the boys are going out too

the girl ive been flirting with became more aggressively flirtateous when she learned i was turkish and not from the suburbs - she told me she'll buy drinks and many other colorfully fun and exciting stuff too. honestly ive been just flirting with her because of our project (we're in the same group) so that she'd do a lot of the work and i'd coast but we turned in the project today so it's free game, and im no greek god looking guy but she's cute and down so im down haha

BUT, i need to be a man of my work because delaying everything to the last minute. pls save me from this dilemma
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i want to go out tonight since its the night before reading day, and many of the boys are going out too

the girl ive been flirting with became more aggressively flirtateous when she learned i was turkish and not from the suburbs - she told me she'll buy drinks and many other colorfully fun and exciting stuff too. honestly ive been just flirting with her because of our project (we're in the same group) so that she'd do a lot of the work and i'd coast but we turned in the project today so it's free game, and im no greek god looking guy but she's cute and down so im down haha

BUT, i need to be a man of my work because delaying everything to the last minute. pls save me from this dilemma
Well if I wasn't headed to the gym I'd go in your place :
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i want to go out tonight since its the night before reading day, and many of the boys are going out too

the girl ive been flirting with became more aggressively flirtateous when she learned i was turkish and not from the suburbs - she told me she'll buy drinks and many other colorfully fun and exciting stuff too. honestly ive been just flirting with her because of our project (we're in the same group) so that she'd do a lot of the work and i'd coast but we turned in the project today so it's free game, and im no greek god looking guy but she's cute and down so im down haha

BUT, i need to be a man of my work because delaying everything to the last minute. pls save me from this dilemma
Well if I wasn't headed to the gym I'd go in your place :
i mean you can write my essays in my place, and i'll lift for you

UGH it sucks because she's not here next semester - redeemingly im in the suburbs for the summer but maintaining attraction for the next 5 months is hard hahah, rather get in and get out sooner than risk it for later
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      12-13-2018, 01:21 AM   #2615
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Being blind to all other posts that I've made here; ahem.

Lesson 1 with women: they get mad....just because. This lady was just nice looking so I said "hey, you're beautiful."

I think I did something VERY wrong....damn, I can't get this RIGHT!


Maybe I am gay after all....
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Being blind to all other posts that I've made here; ahem.

Lesson 1 with women: they get mad....just because. This lady was just nice looking so I said "hey, you're beautiful."

I think I did something VERY wrong....damn, I can't get this RIGHT!


Maybe I am gay after all....
beautify women get told how attractive they are from creeps all the time. saying the same thing as every other dude isnt going to get their attention.

granted, if you look like a model you can say whatever the fuck you want to women and they will still be all over you nuts. but for those of us who arent blessed with perfect genetics a little originality goes a long way.
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Being blind to all other posts that I've made here; ahem.

Lesson 1 with women: they get mad....just because. This lady was just nice looking so I said "hey, you're beautiful."

I think I did something VERY wrong....damn, I can't get this RIGHT!


Maybe I am gay after all....
you are right, but women want details not just general comment like your beautiful... they want to hear , you have gorgeous eyes, smile,lips etc
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beautify women get told how attractive they are from creeps all the time. saying the same thing as every other dude isnt going to get their attention.

granted, if you look like a model you can say whatever the fuck you want to women and they will still be all over you nuts. but for those of us who arent blessed with perfect genetics a little originality goes a long way.
Something I have learned, never tell a woman she is beautiful unless:

a.) You are romantically involved, have been together for a while and plan to be together for a while.
b.) It's a total random stranger that you have no intention of dating, let that be that and walk away; her day is instantly made and she will think about you the rest of the day.

I have found that in dealing with women who know they are attractive it's best not to make any comment at all. These comments are for those (and those of us) who fall into category b.) above. If you are genuinely attracted to someone that you want to date, treat them like your best friend. You wouldn't tell your best friend how handsome he is.....I don't know, maybe you would, regardless treat her as an equal and DO NOT put her on a pedestal.
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