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      11-18-2021, 01:41 PM   #36389
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...or the sequel Jack and Coke.
"Jack is Jacqueline" the new woke publication.
I believe this is prominently being displayed in the waiting room at Netflix now.
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      11-18-2021, 02:55 PM   #36390
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      11-18-2021, 06:15 PM   #36392
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Just going to leave this here and won't post the screen shot but a post popped on my LinkedIn feed for a woman who listed her profession as a "Board Certified Swallowing Specialist".

I'll show myself out...
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      11-18-2021, 06:29 PM   #36393
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Just going to leave this here and won't post the screen shot but a post popped on my LinkedIn feed for a woman who listed her profession as a "Board Certified Swallowing Specialist".

I'll show myself out...
I think you're gonna need to post that screen shot.
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      11-18-2021, 06:56 PM   #36394
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      11-18-2021, 06:58 PM   #36395
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      11-18-2021, 07:33 PM   #36396
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      11-18-2021, 07:39 PM   #36397
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I don't think the fellow who said that in a skit is eating much ice cream right now.
Alec Baldwin? He's still alive. (too bad)
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Alec Baldwin? He's still alive. (too bad)
I'm sure he is, but I can't envision him enjoying anything right now.
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      11-18-2021, 07:59 PM   #36400
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I think you're gonna need to post that screen shot.
Haha, won't do that to her. It includes a picture with her husband and child so not posting that... If you really want to see it, search for the job title on LinkedIn.
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That's funny! Makes me think of the Chia pets. lol
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My sister in law just got back from the Caribbean and brought me this....timing is everything.
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      11-18-2021, 08:24 PM   #36403
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My sister in law just got back from the Caribbean and brought me this....timing is everything.
What did Mrs. Murf think of it.... the rum, i meant the rum!
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      11-18-2021, 08:33 PM   #36404
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My sister in law just got back from the Caribbean and brought me this....timing is everything.
Be careful of your sister-in-law.
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      11-18-2021, 08:37 PM   #36405
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What did Mrs. Murf think of it.... the rum, i meant the rum!
Hey leave the UPS man out of this!
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My sister in law just got back from the Caribbean and brought me this....timing is everything.
That's a good example of hard liquor.
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      11-18-2021, 09:28 PM   #36407
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That's a good example of hard liquor.
So many tasteless comments are possible here, which I know Murf993 is already aware of...
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      11-18-2021, 10:38 PM   #36408
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Haha, won't do that to her. It includes a picture with her husband and child so not posting that... If you really want to see it, search for the job title on LinkedIn.
Apparently it’s a thing

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      11-19-2021, 01:35 AM   #36409
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It's a trap!



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That's a frickin' Shopko. I remember a few different one's being set up that way.
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Apparently it’s a thing



https://www.facebook.com/swallowinga...6153761563384/ <-- the swallowing certified lady

I guess it's not a cool when there is context.
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