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      04-16-2021, 01:09 PM   #485
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When searching for something, it always turns up in the last place that you look.....
You mean you stop looking when you find it -- What concept! I keep looking for another hour or so.
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When searching for something, it always turns up in the last place that you look.....
Not if you keep looking for it after you find it!

I've always laughed about this saying. Of course it's in the last place you look, because that's where you find it. Even if you find it the first time/first place; it's still the last place you look.
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When searching for something, it always turns up in the last place that you look.....
Or the wife ALWAYS finds what you're looking for first, then lets you know how stupid you are and that you didn't really look for it.
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      04-16-2021, 10:16 PM   #489
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When searching for something, it always turns up in the last place that you look.....
I almost always find it in the first place I looked, the first time. Then I think of that episode of The Twilight Zone where people are building the set a few minutes ahead of you. Sometimes we misplace a piece then add it back


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Or the wife ALWAYS finds what you're looking for first, then lets you know how stupid you are and that you didn't really look for it.
Yeah I get that a lot and it's quite annoying. They even had a bit about that exact thing on the TV show King of Queens. Husband looking for scissors, asks, and the wife lays into him about how they are in the same drawer they've always been in.
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Or the wife ALWAYS finds what you're looking for first, then lets you know how stupid you are and that you didn't really look for it.
Whenever I can't find something my first thought is that my wife moved it, not that I forgot where it went.
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      04-19-2021, 09:09 AM   #492
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It's still going to be quite a while before we're back to "normalcy".
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      04-19-2021, 10:39 AM   #494
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You canít swim after eating, or you may drown.

If you cross your eyes for too long, they will get stuck that way.
The same with making an ugly face. It'll stick and you'll look way worse than you do now.
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      04-19-2021, 11:08 AM   #495
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You can't swim after eating, or you may drown.

If you cross your eyes for too long, they will get stuck that way.
I'm black! I can't swim at all.




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I'm black! I can't swim at all.




Kidding!
Man.....

Look at all the people jumping to reply to this. In my minds eye, I proverbially see users of BP, see this post, then slowly step backwards away from the keyboard.

I'm glad you aren't swimming, because I'm white and I can't jump far enough into the pool to save you!
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I'm black! I can't swim at all.




Kidding!
Man.....

Look at all the people jumping to reply to this. In my minds eye, I proverbially see users of BP, see this post, then slowly step backwards away from the keyboard.

I'm glad you aren't swimming, because I'm white and I can't jump far enough into the pool to save you!
I would hope BP members aren't that thin skinned.
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      04-19-2021, 12:55 PM   #498
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I would hope BP members aren't that thin skinned.
Only in the subforum formerly known as the politics section.
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      04-19-2021, 02:00 PM   #499
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I'm black! I can't swim at all.




Kidding!
Another reason to quit with the squats - muscle doesn't float.
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Another reason to quit with the squats - muscle doesn't float.
Funny you should mention that. When I was down south a few months ago, I went two steps deep in an outdoor heated pool (standing) to soak my feet/shins. When I turned around to climb out, I noticed that both of my legs were extremely buoyant...to the point of having to force them down because they were floating like crazy. I have lost a lot of weight since the last time that I went swimming, and I have zero water bloat in my legs now. I'm shocked that skin and bones can float that well.....
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It takes 7 years to digest a piece of gum.

Coffee stunts your growth.

Humans only use 10 percent of their brains.
All true
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Excessive jerking off will make you go blind.
Not true. I have 20/25 vision.
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Not true. I have 20/25 vision.
Outlier?
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