Valentines Day Gifts

[kscarrol]

Internet fight!!!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Internet fight!!!

There is obviously no fight here. He clearly won. I will now spend the rest of my days feeling worse about my position in life.

[Run Silent]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

There is obviously no fight here. He clearly won. I will now spend the rest of my days feeling worse about my position in life.

And as well you should! Certainly you are now aware how much less of a man you are as compared to someone who meanders about in a BMW forum talking about how much money they make and the fancy cars they own!

He sure told you!

I wonder if his mom is aware he is using these forums instead of doing his homework?

[1MOREMOD]

Can he get me a lotus too?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Can he get me a lotus too?

With $69k in the bank you bet your sweet ass and a half a tiddy he can!

[1MOREMOD]

I have 69 dollars also nice. Maybe I should step up my game

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I have 69 dollars also nice. Maybe I should step up my game

All it takes is your moms internet and photoshop then you can be an internet baller too!

[FC4]

LOL. Perhaps I should have said just flowers and a card.

[Run Silent]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

All it takes is your moms internet and photoshop then you can be an internet baller too!

I feel like he needs this meme:

[FC4]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

All it takes is your moms internet and photoshop then you can be an internet baller too!

HAH...baby steps. I had to Google how to resize the screenshots so they could be attached. Photoshop is completely beyond me.

We can joke and it's all in good fun, but my mother died of ovarian cancer 8 years ago. I'd appreciate no mom jokes. Thank you.

[PA135ii]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

There is obviously no fight here. He clearly won. I will now spend the rest of my days feeling worse about my position in life.

What position is that?

[Run Silent]

Originally Posted by PA135ii

What position is that?

Underneath his current GF, but on top of the rubber sheets....

[FC4]

Originally Posted by usshelena725

Underneath his current GF, but on top of the rubber sheets....

That one was a knee-slapper!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by PA135ii

What position is that?

Usually on my knees behind the girlfriend.

Originally Posted by usshelena725

Underneath his current GF, but on top of the rubber sheets....

HOLY SHIT!!! I'm dying over here! I forgot I mentioned that on here.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by usshelena725

Downside to being a CPA and recovering external financial auditor - I tend to have a decent recall ability....

I too suffer from remembering almost everything. It's a gift and a curse. It does come in handy in my profession.

[PA135ii]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I too suffer from remembering almost everything. It's a gift and a curse. It does come in handy in my profession.

Me too. But in my case it will be a curse... because I'm going start saying some of this shit in my sleep and GF is going to hear it and get pissed at me.. all because of me reading these sometimes amusing posts.... f**k

[Mingwan]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I too suffer from remembering almost everything. It's a gift and a curse. It does come in handy in my profession.

So then do you remember that one thing from that one time at band camp?

[Mingwan]

Damn, must’ve missed the e-fight.

No one should get in a dick swinging contest with me. My dick is so big when I turn left everybody on the left side of me has to duck.

[CMAC’s ‘Vert]

Best Valentines present you can give your wife that she’ll never expect...Divorce papers!!

[c1pher]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Uh, and you know me? The correct response would have been that in your experience, this is BS. It is refreshing to see someone that isn't a materialistic give me kind of girl.

Have a good day.

Depending on your generation, many of today’s women are ladder climbers, much like climbing up the corporate ladder except in relationships and marriage. Their behavior has triggered the MGTOW movement and has contributed to the rapid decline in marriage.

I am fortunate to be with a Baby Boomer/Gen X woman who is steady and loyal. But unfortunately my first wife, also same generation was not a pleasant person and got meaner as time went on.

[FC4]

Originally Posted by MGM135is

Depending on your generation, many of today’s American women are ladder climbers, much like climbing up the corporate ladder except in relationships and marriage. Their behavior has triggered the MGTOW movement and has contributed to the rapid decline in marriage.

Fixed that for you.

[c1pher]

Originally Posted by FC4

Fixed that for you.

Other countries’ women are not immune. There is no special country.