Nature Valley Bars

backtoreality15 · 08-07-2009, 06:03 PM

Is it just me, or is the person who designed Nature Valley granola bars a dumbass?

Everyone time I have one one of these, I just end up making an effing mess cause it crumbles to pieces as I take it out of the wrapper and munch on it.

drift90 · 08-07-2009, 06:45 PM

I hate chips
they get all over your fingers and what not... just a hassle, rather eat a fruit .

jhv · 08-10-2009, 03:48 AM

i hate putting on shoes. its totally a PITA to tie them and shit

Bimmer Nerd · 08-10-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by drift90

I hate chips
they get all over your fingers and what not... just a hassle, rather eat a fruit .

chips ? its a granola bar.

radix · 08-10-2009, 06:50 PM

I hate dynamite. It's always exploding and shit. Why can't dynamite be more like jello and just kind of sit there and wobble and look all yummy and shit?!? I think eating dynamite would be a bad idea, unless you were from another planet where they grew dynamite as food, then it would be OK I guess, but you probably wouldn't like the taste of man-made earth dynamite if you were an alien. At least, it wouldn't be like the stuff mom used to make, assuming that this planet had moms. Then again, it might be like eating out... who knows? Cupcakes are good too.

aut0sh0cker · 08-10-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by radix

I hate dynamite. It's always exploding and shit. Why can't dynamite be more like jello and just kind of sit there and wobble and look all yummy and shit?!? I think eating dynamite would be a bad idea, unless you were from another planet where they grew dynamite as food, then it would be OK I guess, but you probably wouldn't like the taste of man-made earth dynamite if you were an alien. At least, it wouldn't be like the stuff mom used to make, assuming that this planet had moms. Then again, it might be like eating out... who knows? Cupcakes are good too.

w... t... f...

radix · 08-10-2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

w... t... f...

+1

who's ur daddy? · 08-11-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

I hate dynamite. It's always exploding and shit. Why can't dynamite be more like jello and just kind of sit there and wobble and look all yummy and shit?!? I think eating dynamite would be a bad idea, unless you were from another planet where they grew dynamite as food, then it would be OK I guess, but you probably wouldn't like the taste of man-made earth dynamite if you were an alien. At least, it wouldn't be like the stuff mom used to make, assuming that this planet had moms. Then again, it might be like eating out... who knows? Cupcakes are good too.

lmao!

BillLee · 08-11-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

I hate dynamite. It's always exploding and shit. Why can't dynamite be more like jello and just kind of sit there and wobble and look all yummy and shit?!? I think eating dynamite would be a bad idea, unless you were from another planet where they grew dynamite as food, then it would be OK I guess, but you probably wouldn't like the taste of man-made earth dynamite if you were an alien. At least, it wouldn't be like the stuff mom used to make, assuming that this planet had moms. Then again, it might be like eating out... who knows? Cupcakes are good too.

that brought the lulz

808six · 08-14-2009, 08:32 PM

this thread is funny on many levels

Express · 08-15-2009, 10:47 AM

i like deltas biscoff cookies. too bad i work for american and we dont have them.

immiketoo · 08-16-2009, 07:23 PM

LMAO!!!! On a serious not, get the chewy ones dude..problem solved!

Synergy · 08-21-2009, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by backtoreality15

Is it just me, or is the person who designed Nature Valley granola bars a dumbass?

Everyone time I have one one of these, I just end up making an effing mess cause it crumbles to pieces as I take it out of the wrapper and munch on it.

he's probably a rich dumbass by now

lucas.kent · 08-22-2009, 03:34 PM

I'm with ya - the hard ones can be messy. I get the Trail Mix/Sweet & Salty/Yogurt ones and they obviously make a whole lot less mess. And they're about the same nutrition-facts wise.

SV Concepts II · 08-26-2009, 07:16 PM

While I was waiting for a buddy to get helivaced out of some local twisties, one of the sheriffs gave us a bottle of water and his "emergency supply" of Nature Valley bars, which were probably sitting in his trunk under a box of ammunition for 6 months. Needless to say, I barely managed to get half of the granola bits into my mouth.

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I hate dynamite. It's always exploding and shit. Why can't dynamite be more like jello and just kind of sit there and wobble and look all yummy and shit?!? I think eating dynamite would be a bad idea, unless you were from another planet where they grew dynamite as food, then it would be OK I guess, but you probably wouldn't like the taste of man-made earth dynamite if you were an alien. At least, it wouldn't be like the stuff mom used to make, assuming that this planet had moms. Then again, it might be like eating out... who knows? Cupcakes are good too.

Oh man.

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lucas.kent Major 143 Rep 1,173 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: AZ iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 [0.00]	I'm with ya - the hard ones can be messy. I get the Trail Mix/Sweet & Salty/Yogurt ones and they obviously make a whole lot less mess. And they're about the same nutrition-facts wise.
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