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      07-31-2020, 03:32 PM   #1
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Man who lost penis to blood infection has new one built on his arm

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I will just leave this here...
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Is this like wearing your heart on your sleeve?
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Ummm, wow. So to get a few extra inches you have to lose it for a few years? Toughy...
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Is this like wearing your heart on your sleeve?
Except it’s a lot easier to play with lol
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Is this like wearing your heart on your sleeve?
Except it's a lot easier to play with lol
Alright relax.
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      07-31-2020, 04:17 PM   #6
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This is too ridiculous to be true, but it is!

so, would he get an indecent exposure ticket for wearing a tshirt?
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I think I saw this storyline in a “adult” film a few years back
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      07-31-2020, 06:20 PM   #10
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i'm sorry I want my 3 minutes back
It took you 3 minutes?
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      07-31-2020, 06:28 PM   #11
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At least it will be his and not a donated one lol

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At least it will be his and not a donated one lol

I did not watch it but I believe you all
Plus the extra two inches!
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      08-01-2020, 04:37 AM   #14
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Except it’s a lot easier to play with lol
"When I saw it on my arm for the first time I was so, so proud. After everything I had been through it didn't feel weird at all — it was just a part of me," he said.

"I was like any other man, I just couldn't leave it alone to begin with. I thought it was the best thing ever," MacDonald continued.

"I took to it so much I nicknamed it 'Jimmy.' That was what me and my mates called each other growing up and this penis was definitely my new mate," he said.
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      08-01-2020, 08:59 PM   #15
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"Bionic penis". Funny, that's what they called me in high school for some reason.
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      08-02-2020, 02:40 AM   #16
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On the forearm??? That's just weird. Mine is on my shoulder.

It just seems natural to throw it over the shoulder, like a towel.
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I'd love to have one on my arm like that. Could put my arm around someone's shoulder and rub it on their cheek.
Good times
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Recently had my ball sack bitten off by a shark while dangling the nads off the side of a boat.
Was able to get the Doctors to help me attempt to "regrow" a huge scrotum under my chin.
Be honest now... whatch'a think??

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Recently had my ball sack bitten off by a shark while dangling the nads off the side of a boat.
Was able to get the Doctors to help me attempt to "regrow" a huge scrotum under my chin.
Be honest now... whatch'a think??

Reminds me of Phil from Viva la bam.
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First thing he scratches when he gets up in the morning, I'm thinking
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If that's your ballsack, then doesnt that make your nose your...errrr..
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