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      03-20-2020, 06:59 AM   #6293
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Iíll bite,

I was dating a girl who was into the ďbeing single on social media lifeĒ
Not sure why? Maybe wanted her options open. The first few months I was like meh, whatever, Iím dating her so thatís cool.
After a while I got fed up with it and ended leaving her. She swore up and down she would leave social media if we got back together. I didnít stick with it.

Kind of funny how these things go.
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      03-20-2020, 08:42 AM   #6294
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With fares so low, flying to get laid isn't a stupid investment anymore


I can fly United for $84 to los angeles that's cheaper than gas to drive up to the suburbs and back two times...
I'm not flying anywhere right now. Would I book a flight on the cheap for months from now? Yes & lady friend and I are actually trying to pick a destination. South FL (I have friends there), back to Nashville or back to NOLA come to mind. Hope she's paying. If not, we ain't going haha! Any suggestions?
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      03-20-2020, 08:48 AM   #6295
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The dating apps are a bust right now. They all want to message back and forth for entertainment but that's it. Everyone is scared to meet up. I brought up skype or facetime to this one chick and she was weirded out by it. She said "I don't even facetime my friends". Which was then something that weirded me out.
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      03-20-2020, 10:46 AM   #6296
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I'm not flying anywhere right now. Would I book a flight on the cheap for months from now? Yes & lady friend and I are actually trying to pick a destination. South FL (I have friends there), back to Nashville or back to NOLA come to mind. Hope she's paying. If not, we ain't going haha! Any suggestions?
Eh don't blame you, I also don't want to buy tickets now because god knows when this will blow over

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The dating apps are a bust right now. They all want to message back and forth for entertainment but that's it. Everyone is scared to meet up. I brought up skype or facetime to this one chick and she was weirded out by it. She said "I don't even facetime my friends". Which was then something that weirded me out.
She doesn't facetime her friends? Me and the boys have been having daily discord calls with video; that really is weird
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      03-20-2020, 11:19 AM   #6297
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Iíll bite,

I was dating a girl who was into the ďbeing single on social media lifeĒ
Not sure why? Maybe wanted her options open. The first few months I was like meh, whatever, Iím dating her so thatís cool.
After a while I got fed up with it and ended leaving her. She swore up and down she would leave social media if we got back together. I didnít stick with it.

Kind of funny how these things go.
Some people are unrealistic in their goals and expectations. She wanted the security of dating someone, and the "cool factor" of being a swinging single. That's some really childish and self-centered behavior.
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      03-20-2020, 12:20 PM   #6298
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With fares so low, flying to get laid isn't a stupid investment anymore


I can fly United for $84 to los angeles that's cheaper than gas to drive up to the suburbs and back two times...
Our ****** governor is ordering people to stay home.
So? What's the problem with it? It's ppl who don't ever listen and are running out and about who made them come to this conclusion.
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      03-21-2020, 08:11 AM   #6299
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You know what? Yesterday I'd shutted down the fuel levers after last flight for maybe a longer time. Beginning from Monday midnight no revenue flights will leaving my Homebase; no, thats not entirely true, a few will go, but not my type.
At deboarding normally at least one women is starting to flirt with the flight crew at passing us, actually all are hurrying outside as fast as they can - just to end up into home quarantine ordered by government. Corona sux.
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      03-21-2020, 10:03 PM   #6300
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Some chick from Hinge wants to meet tomorrow. I need some new pussy, but I'm on the fence with meeting anyone new before this gets better. I'm extra at risk thanks to my asthma...
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      03-22-2020, 03:01 AM   #6301
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Some chick from Hinge wants to meet tomorrow. I need some new pussy, but I'm on the fence with meeting anyone new before this gets better. I'm extra at risk thanks to my asthma...
Not worth it bro. Your health comes first, pussy will come whenever. Some girl wants to meet me too, and it's obvious I'm going to fuck her but I'm waiting for all this shit to go away before meeting her.
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      03-22-2020, 07:36 AM   #6302
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sorry, but if you meet up with a complete stranger right now, you're selfish as fuck.

stay your ass home and let her send some nudies
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      03-22-2020, 09:18 AM   #6303
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Some chick from Hinge wants to meet tomorrow. I need some new pussy, but I'm on the fence with meeting anyone new before this gets better. I'm extra at risk thanks to my asthma...
Order an artificial pussy from the store, I think they're not sold out like guns
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      03-22-2020, 03:43 PM   #6304
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I decided to do the right thing & postpone
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      03-22-2020, 04:20 PM   #6305
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Got a new match on tinder yesterday. Sent her:

"If the corona virus doesn't take you out, can I?"

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      03-25-2020, 01:08 AM   #6306
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"If the corona virus doesn't take you out, can I?"

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      03-27-2020, 12:20 AM   #6307
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I need to work out logistics to hang with a girl because Facetime ain't cutting it
But I also don't want to corona myself
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      03-27-2020, 12:23 AM   #6308
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But I also don't want to corona myself
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      03-27-2020, 01:48 AM   #6309
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I need to work out logistics to hang with a girl because Facetime ain't cutting it
But I also don't want to corona myself
Man you better sit your ass at home and be bored like the rest of us. Lol.
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      03-27-2020, 10:11 AM   #6310
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Man you better sit your ass at home and be bored like the rest of us. Lol.
This.

The ladies will still be there after the quarantine Turkish Pickle
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      03-27-2020, 10:58 AM   #6311
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Man you better sit your ass at home and be bored like the rest of us. Lol.
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This.

The ladies will still be there after the quarantine Turkish Pickle
Gents chill lol I'm home
I haven't exited my apartment since Monday (? maybe more), she's 3 hours away with her parents. It's not happening any time soon if I'm being realistic with the state lockdown.

Plus, car's registration is almost done, I've just been delaying getting it etc I'm not getting laid until at least April 8th lol
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      03-27-2020, 01:38 PM   #6312
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This.

The ladies will still be there after the quarantine Turkish Pickle
Edit: Well, maybe not all of them. Good ice breaker might be something to the affect of dating site wellness checks to make sure the ladies are ok. Use this to get the conversation flowing.....then the ghost the shit out of them.
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      03-27-2020, 03:42 PM   #6313
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whats the tolerable age difference for man and woman?
5-10 years less or more? anyone wants to tell their ideas?
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