JAGUAR - Stops Selling Vehicles

[ShocknAwe]

The insider later admitted the next all-new electric Jaguars would in fact take the form of a mildly facelifted F-Type with a massive battery shoved under the bonnet provisionally named FE-Type, a small run of hydrogen-fuelled continuation XJS models dubbed H-Type, and a load of restomodded C-Types with modern supercharged V8s.

“We’re just gonna keep playing all the stone-cold classics until this entire lark falls in on itself. It’s what the public wants,” the insider added, with a sigh.

Don't be so hard on OP, this reads totally legit.

[TXSTYLE]

Originally Posted by ShocknAwe

Don't be so hard on OP, this reads totally legit.

Indeed. What really got me: The article popped up in my Google feed with the tagline of it being "a joke by Jag."

[gblansten]

Just saw the estimated price of $200,000 on these. LOL.

https://electrek.co/2024/12/09/jagua...than-expected/

[gonzo]

"That's a hell of a price to pay for being stylish"