Confess here

[Pauly Wauly]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Someone has to win it and as they say 'it could be you'. What would be the first stop for you if you won it, I know what mine would be

Low mileage unmolested three pedals Porsche 997.2 GT3 RS
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Priority would be to help our family and friends in need. Everything else comes second.

What would your big lottery win first buy be?

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

Low mileage unmolested three pedals Porsche 997.2 GT3 RS
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Priority would be to help our family and friends in need. Everything else comes second.

What would your big lottery win first buy be?

Unmolested P-car? Then you'd have to get new.

Move to a Park Lane hotel with wife and hire a Bentley until we can work out what's best for us.

[Pauly Wauly]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Unmolested P-car? Then you'd have to get new.

Move to a Park Lane hotel with wife and hire a Bentley until we can work out what's best for us.

There`s always unmolested older Porsche`s for sale. The thing is that you have to pay double and more than what the MRSP was to buy one. But if you win the big lottery that shouldn't be a problem

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

There`s always unmolested older Porsche`s for sale. The thing is that you have to pay double and more than what the MRSP was to buy one. But if you win the big lottery that shouldn't be a problem

I'd probably go for a 911 turbo to join the Bentley after choosing somewhere new to live.

[Three Stents]

384 pages of confessions? Me confess? No frickin way!

[Three Stents]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

When I was young and stupid, I had a porn star girlfriend. She took me to many memorable events. One such event was a fund raiser for PAW, Protecting Adult Welfare. They closed down a bowling alley in Mission Hills. You had to know somebody to get in. There were about 40 very well known porn stars there. Which means I inserted several of my own body parts into several and different types of porn star orifices. And, I still have the pictures to prove it. I’m so glad I got that off my chest! Very therapeutic!

pics or it never happened

[cmyx6go]

I got terrorized by an asshole turkey yesterday....

There are a bunch of them that hang out on my neighbor’s lawn across the street. I posted about them somewhere here before. Anyway, I come home from food shopping and as I'm backing into my driveway, one of them comes running across the street and goes right behind me so I can't back all the way in. He finally moves and I back in, but now he goes to the front of me. He runs from my driver’s door, around the front to the passenger door and back again over and over again like a lunatic. Crazy aggressive. I figure he’ll attack me if I get out of the car. While I was in the car beeping the horn and flashing my lights, my sister texts me and I tell her what going on. This went on for about 15 minutes. I finally got out of the car and into my house. My sister calls me and says she just passed by to check on me. She stopped in front of the house and the turkey ran over and started pecking her car. She also did the horn thing but drove away and the turkey chased her down the block. Now it would have been a different story if he pecked my car….. Early Thanksgiving anyone?

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I got terrorized by an asshole turkey yesterday....

There are a bunch of them that hang out on my neighbor’s lawn across the street. I posted about them somewhere here before. Anyway, I come home from food shopping and as I'm backing into my driveway, one of them comes running across the street and goes right behind me so I can't back all the way in. He finally moves and I back in, but now he goes to the front of me. He runs from my driver’s door, around the front to the passenger door and back again over and over again like a lunatic. Crazy aggressive. I figure he’ll attack me if I get out of the car. While I was in the car beeping the horn and flashing my lights, my sister texts me and I tell her what going on. This went on for about 15 minutes. I finally got out of the car and into my house. My sister calls me and says she just passed by to check on me. She stopped in front of the house and the turkey ran over and started pecking her car. She also did the horn thing but drove away and the turkey chased her down the block. Now it would have been a different story if he pecked my car….. Early Thanksgiving anyone?

I remember you posting about these terrorists before. I think you even posted a pic of them.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Now it would have been a different story if he pecked my car….. Early Thanksgiving anyone?

Wait until one TRIES to jump up on your hood, but doesn't quite make it, then starts scrapping and scraping with its claws to make it all the way up . . .

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait until one TRIES to jump up on your hood, but doesn't quite make it, then starts scrapping and scraping with its claws to make it all the way up . . .

Great!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Great!

This is why my chickens are no longer free-range, they ranged into the carport and liked to try to get up on the hood like a stray cat.

About those cats and their slides down my windshield

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I got terrorized by an asshole turkey yesterday....

There are a bunch of them that hang out on my neighbor’s lawn across the street. I posted about them somewhere here before. Anyway, I come home from food shopping and as I'm backing into my driveway, one of them comes running across the street and goes right behind me so I can't back all the way in. He finally moves and I back in, but now he goes to the front of me. He runs from my driver’s door, around the front to the passenger door and back again over and over again like a lunatic. Crazy aggressive. I figure he’ll attack me if I get out of the car. While I was in the car beeping the horn and flashing my lights, my sister texts me and I tell her what going on. This went on for about 15 minutes. I finally got out of the car and into my house. My sister calls me and says she just passed by to check on me. She stopped in front of the house and the turkey ran over and started pecking her car. She also did the horn thing but drove away and the turkey chased her down the block. Now it would have been a different story if he pecked my car….. Early Thanksgiving anyone?

It would’ve been an entirely different story again if I pecked you.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It would’ve been an entirely different story again if I pecked you.

Fastest onset of lead poisoning ever....

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Fastest onset of lead poisoning ever....

For some reason I think he’s talking about a different kind of peck.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Fastest onset of lead poisoning ever....

Originally Posted by Esteban

For some reason I think he’s talking about a different kind of peck.

Oh I definitely was. She knows how I roll with her. LOL!

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Esteban

For some reason I think he’s talking about a different kind of peck.

Oh he was. And to be clear, I was referring to Sedan suffering from the fastest onset of lead poisoning coming from her direction, not the other way around. As a joke of course - I know they have a good relationship vibe here.

[Burnt C6]

I have this overwhelming want to tell a good friends aunt to just shut the hell up. that she doesn't need to interject herself into every conversation.

[ezaircon4jc]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

I have this overwhelming want to tell a good friends aunt to just shut the hell up. that she doesn't need to interject herself into every conversation.

I know way too many females with no filter. In brain, out mouth within milliseconds! I have to tell my wife just because she thinks it, doesn't mean she has to say it!

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Burnt C6

I have this overwhelming want to tell a good friends aunt to just shut the hell up. that she doesn't need to interject herself into every conversation.

Do it! Sometimes people need a dose of cold, hard, “Please shut the fuck up!”

[Buug959]

I confess I should have changed my cabin air filter in the "Office" quite some time ago. As I was pulling this disgusting filter out I could hear things dropping down into the fan. After much cursing and scraping the top of my hand raw on the filter housing trying to extract whatever fell into the fan I enlisted the help of a friend with hands small enough that she can reach the bottom of a Pringles can.



What did she find? Hazelnut shells, lots of hazelnut shells. After she removed all she could find I put everything back together thinking I was done. Then I tested the fan. I was not done. The fan now has a bad vibration so I guess I'll be tearing into the dash again today.

[Buug959]

Yup, there was one more.

[Needsdecaf]

Originally Posted by Kent856

No marriage but they do have a kid together. They're on the brink of separating and it's quite sad to be honest. I wouldn't want to make it any worse.

I've been friends with this dude for about 15 years.

If there is a kid involved, stay the hell away.