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      05-07-2021, 04:27 PM   #639
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[QUOTE=King Rudi;27562591]The amount of sleep, or lack thereof, is correlated to the amount of stress you will deal with the next day. Well rested this morning and nothing to work on all day. Had I only slept a few hours, I'd be so busy I couldn't get everything done.

I used to say that about the depth of the hangover.
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      05-10-2021, 10:54 AM   #640
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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      05-10-2021, 11:42 AM   #641
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Speaking of gravity, ohhhhhh that Sara Bareilles though. She can sing to me any day.

Did I just kill the vibe up in 'dis bitch?!?!
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      05-10-2021, 11:55 AM   #642
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
There are no light emitting lightbulbs only darkness suckers.
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      05-10-2021, 12:12 PM   #643
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The Confess Here thread has gone awry.
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Speaking of gravity, ohhhhhh that Sara Bareilles though. She can sing to me any day.

Did I just kill the vibe up in 'dis bitch?!?!
Had to look her up; and yes I will add her to my listening collection.
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      05-10-2021, 07:40 PM   #645
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but I heard that a frog's ass is watertight.
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... people who post on innernet forums take themselves very seriously!
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We are serious creatures up in here.
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We are serious creatures up in here.
With a few exceptions, that's all good!

Onslow is a very serious critter too, and I love him. He has to wear a dog tazer around his neck!
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      05-14-2021, 05:34 PM   #650
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1. The line is blurry
2. We snap back like a fresh rubberband
3. By "we" I mean them. Not me. Ever.
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      05-14-2021, 07:00 PM   #651
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4. Profit?
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but I heard that a frog's ass is watertight.
Sounds like a really good time. Ribbit! Rip it?!!
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Old meme.

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      05-14-2021, 07:40 PM   #654
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LOL! I should've have known this being South Park and all.
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???
Multiple choice.
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      05-14-2021, 08:05 PM   #656
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      05-16-2021, 12:23 AM   #657
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"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true"

CBD stands for "Complete Bullshit Drug" Its just Olive Oil with a little lidocaine in it.
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"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true"

CBD stands for "Complete Bullshit Drug" Its just Olive Oil with a little lidocaine in it.
evil-G-nius purchased a large amount of CBD only to be left very disappointed. Now using it to baste his bruschetta.
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      05-17-2021, 10:35 AM   #659
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baste his bruschetta.
You said bruschetta - ha-ha
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      05-17-2021, 11:06 AM   #660
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