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      05-11-2021, 02:51 AM   #5369
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I've heard that in Germany it is kosher for men to sit when peeing at night. Germans are a clean people.
Has nothing to do with kosher peeing, dude.
Wait until you're peeing as kid standing into the dark and the rapidly closing toilet seat slams your short fuse. Man, had never more pain down there
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      05-11-2021, 06:16 AM   #5370
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I know but this devolved into men sitting to pee which i can't understand either.
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      05-11-2021, 07:42 AM   #5371
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Has nothing to do with kosher peeing, dude.
Wait until you're peeing as kid standing into the dark and the rapidly closing toilet seat slams your short fuse. Man, had never more pain down there
That should teach you how to use the toilet seat not be a woman.
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      05-11-2021, 08:25 AM   #5372
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Whats with dudes that pee with their hand or hands on the wall. Just general germs and now covid why touch anything in a public bathroom.
I will go on record to say, that the only superman's being performed by myself are at my house, the day after a bender. I see greasy, dirty handprints on bathroom walls and I think to myself "low-class ass, mf'r", but it's ok at my house...well, because it's me and mine. Side story related confessional - unless a bathroom is clean, I don't wash my hands after in a public restroom. I honestly try not to touch anything. I've even gone as far as to use paper towels to grab the door handle. I know who I am and where my shit has been. I figure my dick is the cleanest thing in the bathroom.


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So its for old people who can't stand up on their own?
See above post. But in short, yes. Old and still drunk from the night before.
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      05-11-2021, 08:52 AM   #5373
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I will go on record to say, that the only superman's being performed by myself are at my house, the day after a bender. I see greasy, dirty handprints on bathroom walls and I think to myself "low-class ass, mf'r", but it's ok at my house...well, because it's me and mine. Side story related confessional - unless a bathroom is clean, I don't wash my hands after in a public restroom. I honestly try not to touch anything. I've even gone as far as to use paper towels to grab the door handle. I know who I am and where my shit has been. I figure my dick is the cleanest thing in the bathroom.




See above post. But in short, yes. Old and still drunk from the night before.
I always use paper towel on the door handle and if there isn't a trashcan handy I drop it on the floor on the way out. Like you I trust myself, and not the rest of the public, for my own cleanliness.
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      05-11-2021, 09:01 AM   #5374
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Does it burn when anybody else pees, or is it just me?!?!




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      05-11-2021, 09:03 AM   #5375
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Too much? Too early?
What colour is it?
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      05-11-2021, 09:04 AM   #5376
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Too much? Too early?
What colour is it?
Aventurine Green.
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      05-11-2021, 09:12 AM   #5377
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Aventurine Green.
Some red food dye should clear that right up.
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      05-11-2021, 09:21 AM   #5378
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      05-11-2021, 10:23 AM   #5379
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Does it burn when anybody else pees, or is it just me?!?!




Too much? Too early?
Does it have a smell?

Just trying to get all the details wrapped up before 213 shows up and starts asking questions.

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my arm has been feeling sore since Pfizer shot..i hope its not signs of....



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Too much? Too early?
Does it have a smell?

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my arm has been feeling sore since Pfizer shot..i hope its not signs of....



Excessive T-Virus/Masterbatory arm? Where the hell is Leon when you need him?
It has a scent reminiscent of burnt popcorn. LMAO!
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      05-11-2021, 10:28 AM   #5381
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It has a scent reminiscent of burnt popcorn. LMAO!
You better sit down when you release that stuff good sir. You know, to contain the fumes.
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      05-12-2021, 02:55 AM   #5382
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Does it burn when anybody else pees, or is it just me?!?!




Too much? Too early?
You would beg of burning but peeing at first attempt when you're old and have to get up at night several times just to pee once
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      05-12-2021, 09:38 AM   #5383
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I know but this devolved into men sitting to pee which i can't understand either.
Only when you're at your side piece's house and you need to act like you're pooping so it gives you enough time to text your main chick.......or vice versa. Back in my player days, I would even put water in the rinse cup and pour it in the toilet to simulate diarrhea, grunts and moans aplenty. I needed that text time.

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Girls hate other girls. Its always been like that. Main Piece will never like side piece for 3some
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      05-12-2021, 11:02 AM   #5384
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...have to get up at night several times just to pee once
Had that problem starting about 15 years ago. Enlarged prostate. Was prescribed Finasteride. Been taking it ever since and the problem went away when I started taking it. No side effects for me.
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Girls hate other girls. Its always been like that. Main Piece will never like side piece for 3some
I wouldn't say "never."
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      05-12-2021, 01:42 PM   #5386
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      05-12-2021, 01:45 PM   #5387
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Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.
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Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.
I gotta ask but have you spent a lot of time inspecting the bottom of shafts?
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Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.
Who has stretch marks on their dingle-doo?
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