Rap Battling at work

BMWI6 · 03-10-2009, 02:08 PM

When I get bored at work I try to rap battle my co-workers as a joke, here are the last 3 we did since he was laughing about me racing karts and not real cars.... Feel free to chime in and make your own... Dont take these too seriously as I am no expert. Enjoy as you create your own.

me: When i die i will be remembered
Cuz I took risks that made other men be dismembered
I push myself to the limit all day everyday at the track
Cuz I plan on someday making my attack
Im so crazy I make Hamilton and Alonso look whack
I take them g forces like that, while others racers go pitch black
Don’t get mad cuz I make you look boring and weak
Its all part of my master technique
Like u said I improve every week
And im not only taking about my physique
So go ahead and buy an antique
Cuz that’s the riskiest thing you will do you chick.

him: To be remembered for taking risks that affect only others
You make yourself a target for derision like Sally Struthers
Stick to racing the kart and don’t try to get smart
Your name isn’t Maxwell, what I mean is, aw hell
Forget it, you wouldn’t understand it so why explain it
I’m letting you think you won
Can’t change that part of you, son
You are what you pretend to be
Read some Vonnegut, then you’ll see
Hamilton and Alonso don’t have to shed cash to get road rash
You make the mad dash just for the hormone blast
It makes you feel bigger than you are
So you say you’re a star
Whatever works, you jerk
Stop looking up reality’s skirt
If you can’t handle it
Don’t tango with it
A Critique of Reason by Immanuel Kant
Tell me you read it and I’ll be a monkey’s aunt
Any mental midget can type out the same rhyming words
You might be getting jiggy with it but don’t get stepped on, ya heard?

,e: If you wanna battle my words why not come up with them first
You basically said what I said in a different order
With all of those philosophical works you are crossing the border
Like 10 Russian missiles being launched in order
I do get your words cuz they are simple as can be
Like a girl in a skirt screaming im eye candy
I thought you would have known by now that you are in a different league
What I do is incomprehensible for a slave like ye
And about the loot, its true that Alonso and Hami don’t cash out now
But look back ten years and tell me what your point is about
You gotta pay to play and to follow your dreams
But you just don’t have the guts or the skin
Don’t expect to roll up in my avenue like that without consequences
Cuz im packing more heat than a summer day and 5million magnifying lenses
In that case you will be like an ant waiting to be burned
Powerless and waiting for your last lesson to be learned.,
I know your waiting for my next move so you can analyze it, replicate it and expect to be returned
Don’t worry, you wont do any of that cuz this battle is adjourned

TT3 iN NyC · 03-10-2009, 02:11 PM

methodtim · 03-10-2009, 02:15 PM

Wrong board, 2pac.

Bobbykurva · 03-10-2009, 02:22 PM

Ghey.

BMWI6 · 03-10-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobbykurva

Ghey.

Sorry im not ghetto enough for you, maybe you should show us how its done?

ARA5HE90 · 03-10-2009, 02:24 PM

lool

TT3 iN NyC · 03-10-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by methodtim

Wrong board, 2pac.

I vote methodtime as the official e90post version of Katt Williams.

noro · 03-10-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWI6

Sorry im not ghetto enough for you, maybe you should show us how its done?

Oh no worries, one thing you are is ghetto...

Bimmerista · 03-10-2009, 02:28 PM

Its good to know the OP shows (some) promise at rap (even though I am not well placed to say one way or another), given that, if the OP has time to kill at work to make those rhymes, I gather he'll be unemployed soon given the times.........

BMWI6 · 03-10-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by noro

Oh no worries, one thing you are is ghetto...

Why is that if you don't mind me asking?

Zirenz2006 · 03-10-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by methodtim

Wrong board, 2pac.

nice!

blakjack23 · 03-10-2009, 02:31 PM

I just finished eating lunch.

BMWI6 · 03-10-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmerista

Its good to know the OP shows (some) promise at rap (even though I am not well placed to say one way or another), given that, if the OP has time to kill at work to make those rhymes, I gather he'll be unemployed soon given the times.........

Lol. Its funny you say that, I am the youngest emplyee to ever be admitted at our bank. I am a risk analyst as 20 and even though I have time to kill some days, others I have to stay until 10-11 pm. so thanks for being concerned about my unemployment condition, but I think il be alright. By the way I got a promotion about two months ago, so feel free to write a rap and congratulate me.

Oh and thanks for saying I haves some promise at rap, I really appreciate it.

blakjack23 · 03-10-2009, 02:37 PM

Bank Analysts rap
Tree's make sap
I gotta take a crap

dirtyylicous · 03-10-2009, 02:37 PM

Not bad, was it pre written or freestyled?

Bimmerista · 03-10-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWI6

Lol. Its funny you say that, I am the youngest emplyee to ever be admitted at our bank. I am a risk analyst as 20 and even though I have time to kill some days, others I have to stay until 10-11 pm. so thanks for being concerned about my unemployment condition, but I think il be alright. By the way I got a promotion about two months ago, so feel free to write a rap and congratulate me.

Oh and thanks for saying I haves some promise at rap, I really appreciate it.

Well congrats on the promotion. Given your age, I would say that one way or another I'm not worried about your career, since you have a long way to go.

I am close enough to the investment banking/finance world to know that right now, times are a little crazy.

Not sure when you actually began your stint, but when the economy is running, your schedule at your job would be 16 hour days every day of a six day week....So I wish you soon to complain about the long hours all the time

blue2fire · 03-10-2009, 02:46 PM

Thanks for the Rap.

noro · 03-10-2009, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWI6

Why is that if you don't mind me asking?

1st you complain that we think you're not ghetto enough, now you complain that we think you are?

...c'mon man, lighten up. What did you expect, a recording contract?

hanmaas · 03-10-2009, 02:53 PM

This should be in the Off-Topic Section.

BMWI6 · 03-10-2009, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue2fire

Thanks for the Rap.

No problem man, LOL

BMWI6 · 03-10-2009, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyylicous

Not bad, was it pre written or freestyled?

We were typing as we went, we had 5 mins each to think before we started. So it was basically freestyled.

BMWI6 · 03-10-2009, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blakjack23

Bank Analysts rap
Tree's make sap
I gotta take a crap

hahahahahaha.... Dude thats funny.

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BMWI6 Major 96 Rep 1,337 Posts Drives: 335is Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Miami, Fl iTrader: (2)	Rap Battling at work When I get bored at work I try to rap battle my co-workers as a joke, here are the last 3 we did since he was laughing about me racing karts and not real cars.... Feel free to chime in and make your own... Dont take these too seriously as I am no expert. Enjoy as you create your own. me: When i die i will be remembered Cuz I took risks that made other men be dismembered I push myself to the limit all day everyday at the track Cuz I plan on someday making my attack Im so crazy I make Hamilton and Alonso look whack I take them g forces like that, while others racers go pitch black Don’t get mad cuz I make you look boring and weak Its all part of my master technique Like u said I improve every week And im not only taking about my physique So go ahead and buy an antique Cuz that’s the riskiest thing you will do you chick. him: To be remembered for taking risks that affect only others You make yourself a target for derision like Sally Struthers Stick to racing the kart and don’t try to get smart Your name isn’t Maxwell, what I mean is, aw hell Forget it, you wouldn’t understand it so why explain it I’m letting you think you won Can’t change that part of you, son You are what you pretend to be Read some Vonnegut, then you’ll see Hamilton and Alonso don’t have to shed cash to get road rash You make the mad dash just for the hormone blast It makes you feel bigger than you are So you say you’re a star Whatever works, you jerk Stop looking up reality’s skirt If you can’t handle it Don’t tango with it A Critique of Reason by Immanuel Kant Tell me you read it and I’ll be a monkey’s aunt Any mental midget can type out the same rhyming words You might be getting jiggy with it but don’t get stepped on, ya heard? ,e: If you wanna battle my words why not come up with them first You basically said what I said in a different order With all of those philosophical works you are crossing the border Like 10 Russian missiles being launched in order I do get your words cuz they are simple as can be Like a girl in a skirt screaming im eye candy I thought you would have known by now that you are in a different league What I do is incomprehensible for a slave like ye And about the loot, its true that Alonso and Hami don’t cash out now But look back ten years and tell me what your point is about You gotta pay to play and to follow your dreams But you just don’t have the guts or the skin Don’t expect to roll up in my avenue like that without consequences Cuz im packing more heat than a summer day and 5million magnifying lenses In that case you will be like an ant waiting to be burned Powerless and waiting for your last lesson to be learned., I know your waiting for my next move so you can analyze it, replicate it and expect to be returned Don’t worry, you wont do any of that cuz this battle is adjourned __________________ If everything seems under control, then you aren't going fast enough"
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