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This is where I need to update the dating thread. Ortho surgeon asked me out a third time. Wine-drunk me said yes. So I’m going to brunch tomorrow morning. Our first date was the worst date of my life, second date can only be better, right?
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This thread needs a good butt scritchin
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I'm pretty sure that's what Sara is looking for.
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I have an appointment with a Dr. to drink a bunch of slosh, and get a camera put up my rear end next month. Another to have my breasts smashed in an x-ray machine
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You know you're old when: …you know to ask and make sure they do an "Upper GI" at the same time they do the "Lower GI", all happily asleep. This way you only drink that horrendous crap-to-death drink once every 5 years. And yes, they do use different cameras for each end, not the same one! (ewww) And if you had the drink before, the new stuff really does make you think it's drain cleaner. Oh my gosh it's crazy…never be more than 1 step from the potty.
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I remember the 1st time with the "old stuff". Couldn't fathom mixing that motor oil with a gallon of water. I mixed it with 2 tall glasses of water and chugged away. When it took effect shortly thereafter it was like an Apollo rocket launch! Probably wasn't such a great idea after all.
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08-02-2021, 11:08 AM | #3161 |
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When bending over just a bit in the wrong direction can wreck your back for days. Ugh. Gorgeous cool and sunny weather here today and I can't go for a ride because I can barely walk.
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You keep seeing more and more members of bands you have listened to for years announcing that they have this or that cancer or dementia or some other ailment that is associated with age.
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When $5 for a nuru massage seems expensive.
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