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      07-31-2021, 09:40 PM   #3147
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Stop dating pilots. Try a social worker there much more laid-back
This is where I need to update the dating thread. Ortho surgeon asked me out a third time. Wine-drunk me said yes. So I’m going to brunch tomorrow morning. Our first date was the worst date of my life, second date can only be better, right?
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      07-31-2021, 09:55 PM   #3148
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This thread needs a good butt scritchin
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      08-01-2021, 05:22 AM   #3149
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I'm pretty sure that's what Sara is looking for.
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      08-01-2021, 09:42 AM   #3150
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I have an appointment with a Dr. to drink a bunch of slosh, and get a camera put up my rear end next month. Another to have my breasts smashed in an x-ray machine

That's how I know I'm getting old.
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      08-01-2021, 01:34 PM   #3151
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I'm pretty sure that's what Sara is looking for.
I just want a back rub. ONLY a back rub.
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      08-01-2021, 01:45 PM   #3153
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I have an appointment with a Dr. to drink a bunch of slosh, and get a camera put up my rear end next month. Another to have my breasts smashed in an x-ray machine

That's how I know I'm getting old.
Get off my lawn young lady…

You know you're old when:
…you know to ask and make sure they do an "Upper GI" at the same time they do the "Lower GI", all happily asleep. This way you only drink that horrendous crap-to-death drink once every 5 years. And yes, they do use different cameras for each end, not the same one! (ewww)

And if you had the drink before, the new stuff really does make you think it's drain cleaner. Oh my gosh it's crazy…never be more than 1 step from the potty.
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      08-01-2021, 01:53 PM   #3154
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Get off my lawn young lady…

You know you're old when:
…you know to ask and make sure they do an "Upper GI" at the same time they do the "Lower GI", all happily asleep. This way you only drink that horrendous crap-to-death drink once every 5 years. And yes, they do use different cameras for each end, not the same one! (ewww)

And if you had the drink before, the new stuff really does make you think it's drain cleaner. Oh my gosh it's crazy…never be more than 1 step from the potty.
With the "old stuff", you had to mix in a gallon jug of water. After about the second quart, you are through with it, because that second half is horrendous. This "new" stuff is a little easier.
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I had mine about this time last year had suprep and held it for 3 hrs before let er go. 1 and done pretty much.
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I had mine about this time last year had suprep and held it for 3 hrs before let er go. 1 and done pretty much.
You, my man, are tough and welcome on my lawn. That or you're dead but nobody told you yet.
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Due for my next colonoscopy in 2022.

Anybody tried that 'mail-in' test?

Your shit's in the mail. lol
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I remember the 1st time with the "old stuff". Couldn't fathom mixing that motor oil with a gallon of water. I mixed it with 2 tall glasses of water and chugged away. When it took effect shortly thereafter it was like an Apollo rocket launch! Probably wasn't such a great idea after all.

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Due for my next colonoscopy in 2022.

Anybody tried that 'mail-in' test?

Your shit's in the mail. lol
My wife has had the box sitting around for about 3 weeks. She just ignores it. :
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My wife has had the box sitting around for about 3 weeks. She just ignores it. :
Yeah, don't think it takes the place of a real test.
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When bending over just a bit in the wrong direction can wreck your back for days. Ugh. Gorgeous cool and sunny weather here today and I can't go for a ride because I can barely walk.
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You REALLY know your old when you're driving in the SUV with your family and the wife changes the channel to the Oldies Station and you hear Metallica and Iron Maiden and you ask her to leave it on there...

The kids "What is that Sound"
Mom "This is what Daddy used to listen to when he went to the Mosh Pit"
The kids "what's a Mosh Pit"
Me "Just change the freakin station"

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You REALLY know your old when you're driving in the SUV with your family and the wife changes the channel to the Oldies Station and you hear Metallica and Iron Maiden and you ask her to leave it on there...

The kids "What is that Sound"
Mom "This is what Daddy used to listen to when he went to the Mosh Pit"
The kids "what's a Mosh Pit"
Me "Just change the freakin station"

Don't give up that easily! Gotta teach those kids well.
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You keep seeing more and more members of bands you have listened to for years announcing that they have this or that cancer or dementia or some other ailment that is associated with age.
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