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NewSong · 09-06-2009, 01:09 AM

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Well, for one, bimmers gonna mention how your waistline doesn't flow with your hips and how your legs are way out of proportion.

Footie will just say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Audi."

Footie: "NewSong is slower in acceleration 60-100mph, he is simply not as fast as the S4, but it's really a driver's race."

NewSong · 09-06-2009, 01:33 AM

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lol so do i

just let me clarify that i wanted to pick the most offensive option for shits and giggles.

your posts, when not flaming my beloved auto, are mostly level-headed haha

To be honest, I'd buy a 128i for my son if he was old enough to drive.

radix · 09-06-2009, 01:35 AM

You forgot "Person that is strangely infatuated with post icons." and "I'm almost positive that he is anon, but the scripture quote in his signature makes me think otherwise."

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 01:37 AM

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To be honest, I'd buy a 128i for my son if he was old enough to drive.

328i. safe, reliable, fun. has four doors so he can drive more hotties around.

i dont have a kid though, and prob wont for ten years or so

NewSong · 09-06-2009, 01:38 AM

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You forgot "Person that is strangely infatuated with post icons."

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radix · 09-06-2009, 01:39 AM

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NewSong · 09-06-2009, 01:39 AM

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328i. safe, reliable, fun. has four doors so he can drive more hotties around.

i dont have a kid though, and prob wont for ten years or so

Good point.

To be fair, my oldest still wears diapers. So he won't be getting into a 3 series until the MY2025 which will be a 1 Cylinder turbo/diesel/electric motor.

guardianangel3290 · 09-06-2009, 01:41 AM

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Good point.

To be fair, my oldest still wears diapers. So he won't be getting into a 3 series until the MY2025 which will be a 1 Cylinder turbo/diesel/electric motor.

i can already tell you that kid NEEDS turboz! lol

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 01:43 AM

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Good point.

To be fair, my oldest still wears diapers. So he won't be getting into a 3 series until the MY2025.

just one? i dont have a serious gf and havent for some time. if it happens, it happens. i live in a frat house for now and dont really want a kid in the near future (meaning five years or more). more like 2030 (at least) for my kid

guardianangel3290 · 09-06-2009, 01:44 AM

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just one? i dont have a serious gf and havent for some time. if it happens, it happens. i live in a frat house for now and dont really want a kid in the near future (meaning five years or more). more like 2030 (at least) for my kid

if you get with hermione youre only goal should be making babies

NewSong · 09-06-2009, 01:47 AM

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just one? i dont have a serious gf and havent for some time. if it happens, it happens. i live in a frat house for now and dont really want a kid in the near future (meaning five years or more). more like 2030 (at least) for my kid

Well #2 is currently in transit.

That's a good attitude about kids. Seriously, don't let a girl trap you into it until you're ready. That means good stable income, and you've bought all the cool material things you've wanted (that can become a divisive issue in some instances).

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 01:47 AM

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if you get with hermione youre only goal should be making babies

what was her contract for? in other words: how loaded is she?

NewSong · 09-06-2009, 01:47 AM

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if you get with hermione youre only goal should be making babies

Seriously, he'd be set.

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 01:50 AM

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Seriously, he'd be set.

thats what i mean. i can deal with a british accent and tea time if its worth $20mil

guardianangel3290 · 09-06-2009, 01:51 AM

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what was her contract for? in other words: how loaded is she?

doesnt matter. shes hermione. she can do magic. magic sex. think about it.

(shes easily worth 30-40 million)

NewSong · 09-06-2009, 01:51 AM

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thats what i mean. i can deal with a british accent and tea time if its worth $20mil

I heard her deal for the first three movies was $2.0 million (each). Then they doubled it. So yeah, she's loaded and kind of cute.

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 01:54 AM

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I heard her deal for the first three movies was $2.0 million (each). Then they doubled it. So yeah, she's loaded and kind of cute.

in person she really is. about 5'4". so a little on the short side, but i dont fucking care

Los Angeles · 09-06-2009, 01:59 AM

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in person she really is. about 5'4". so a little on the short side, but i dont fucking care

5'4'' is doable.

literally.

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 02:00 AM

we will have to see. i rate my own odds at 60:1 at best

NewSong · 09-06-2009, 11:24 AM

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we will have to see. i rate my own odds at 60:1 at best

I think you should ask her out wearing a Harry Potter costume. That would increase your chances.

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 12:28 PM

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I think you should ask her out wearing a Harry Potter costume. That would increase your chances.

someone walked up to her laughing and said "wingardium leviosa!" to her face. i wanted to punch him in the face

aut0sh0cker · 09-06-2009, 12:29 PM

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we will have to see. i rate my own odds at 60:1 at best

60:1???? i must have been drunk as hell when i typed this. 60,000:1 is more accurate

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aut0sh0cker meh 125 Rep 1,756 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	we will have to see. i rate my own odds at 60:1 at best
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