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      03-17-2009, 09:01 PM   #1
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What would you do in THIS mess?

There is one condom left in the entire world... and you have it

you can not make any more

you can not sell it or trade it

you can only use it

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50% of the women in the world have AIDS, the other 50% do not but are as ugly as the Integra girl.

You have to fuck at least twice and the condom will self destruct after the first session.

What do you do?
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      03-17-2009, 09:04 PM   #2
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fuck a thousand of the hot AIDS bitches and then go basejumping with no chute.

have fun
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      03-17-2009, 09:04 PM   #3
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Just bone the ugly girls....AIDS is not cool
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      03-17-2009, 09:51 PM   #4
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Just bone the ugly girls....AIDS is not cool
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      03-17-2009, 09:57 PM   #5
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raw dog the ones with AIDs...


cuz i'm tough like that
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      03-17-2009, 10:04 PM   #6
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I would bone all the hot chicks....then inject myself with money to cure myself. Saw it on a show once.

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      03-17-2009, 10:08 PM   #7
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the AIDS for sure

AIDS with AIDS, who gives a shit... no more condom, hot girls with AIDS or the ugly...

id prob just kill myself afterward anyway haha
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      03-17-2009, 10:13 PM   #8
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Rub some GML all over my cock, inside the AIDS infected chic's vag, and pray. If I'm good then I don't need to base jump with aut0sh0cker

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5847565.ece
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      03-18-2009, 01:49 AM   #9
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fuck a thousand of the hot AIDS bitches and then go basejumping with no chute.

have fun
sounds reasonable
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      03-18-2009, 01:54 AM   #10
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bareback the ugly chick first, then slap on the condom and fuck the hot chick with aids.

you've fucked twice, and hopefully the condom will protect you from aids.
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jerk off...
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      03-18-2009, 01:52 PM   #13
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Get blow jobs from all the hot chicks, just make sure they dont have open sores in their mouths.
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Dude, if you can't fuck anymore (because everyone has aids), what would be the point of living? Might as well have sex with girls who have the Bootie Flu.
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      03-18-2009, 02:49 PM   #15
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Every one is gonna end up with AIDS anyways since its the last condom in the world. So just raw dog everything that gets you hard.
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GO rambo style and fuck all of the aid biatches then die lol...

lol jus messin
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      03-18-2009, 03:15 PM   #17
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I'd hit that!
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      03-18-2009, 03:48 PM   #18
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      03-18-2009, 04:29 PM   #19
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raw dog the ones with AIDs...


cuz i'm tough like that
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      03-19-2009, 07:46 AM   #20
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I would bone all the hot chicks....then inject myself with money to cure myself. Saw it on a show once.

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do all the aids girls... I'm HIV positive I'd do that
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