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      05-10-2021, 01:37 PM   #5369
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We have 2 boys and so does my sister in law. They teach theirs to pee standing up and I am hardcore against it. Men are being emasculated enough as is, they are born to stand peeing, don't make them beta males.
Could you re-read this and get back to us with an edit?
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      05-10-2021, 01:44 PM   #5370
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Could you re-read this and get back to us with an edit?
Glad I'm not the only one.
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      05-10-2021, 01:50 PM   #5371
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We have 2 boys and so does my sister in law. They teach theirs to pee standing up and I am hardcore against it. Men are being emasculated enough as is, they are born to stand peeing, don't make them beta males.
I've heard that in Germany it is kosher for men to sit when peeing at night. Germans are a clean people.
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      05-10-2021, 01:55 PM   #5372
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We have 2 boys and so does my sister in law. They teach theirs to pee standing up and I am hardcore against it. Men are being emasculated enough as is, they are born to stand peeing, don't make them beta males.
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      05-10-2021, 01:59 PM   #5373
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Time for some pee jokes:

Where is the best place to go pee? IP Address

I saw a sign today that made me pee myself. It said, "TOILETS CLOSED."

Do you know why women fart after they pee? They can't shake it so they need to blow dry.

Yes, I looked them up. lol

And yes, they're dumb, I know.
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I've heard that in Germany it is kosher for men to sit when peeing at night. Germans are a clean people.
I definitely sit in the wee hours of the morning while taking a piss. At that point, I'm not interested in keeping my eyes open for any longer than is absolutely necessary to successfully navigate my way to the toilet without stubbing a toe.
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      05-10-2021, 02:07 PM   #5375
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She answered the door is this nightgown that barely covered her buns, and she clearly had nothing on under it. Yeah.....hard to stay focused with a body like she has; nice face too.
Does she have stretch marks on her penis too?
I do. I had a major phallic growth spurt. #BPM
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      05-10-2021, 02:08 PM   #5376
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Is the sitting while peeing a Canadian thing? Isn't Alfisti Canadian to?
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Confession:

A few years back, as an adult, I went back home for Christmas vacation. We had a lot of beverages before bed and I got up a few times to drain the main vein.

In the morning over breakfast my mom said, "I noticed you boys still don't turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Why don't you turn the lights on and how do you see to hit the toilet?"

I said, "you just pee until you hear it hitting the water, then you know you're on target".

Her face was priceless with the realization of cleaning up years of pee.

My other brother said a moment later, "I just go in the sink".

My poor mom had 3 of us.
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      05-10-2021, 02:13 PM   #5378
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Is the sitting while peeing a Canadian thing? Isn't Alfisti Canadian to?
Lol, that would be the first I've heard of such a thing.
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I definitely sit in the wee hours of the morning while taking a piss. At that point, I'm not interested in keeping my eyes open for any longer than is absolutely necessary to successfully navigate my way to the toilet without stubbing a toe.
Had to learn to Superman that first go in the morn; especially if the night before was riddled with alcohol. I found sitting down, in the dark, in the wee hours (pun intended), lead to a quick relapse of sleep culminating in being woke up by falling off the toilet into the floor. It only happened once, but it won't happen again.
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I saw a hot meth-head. True story! She had a killer derrière!!!! I know, I know. She was a unicorn among meth-heads. #wouldyoudoitthough?!?
If your a cop wouldnt you have a like dirty thoughts like arresting her then tryna find something on her then punishing her urself instead of booking her in
She kinda hit on me the other night when my partner and I responded to her residence. I had contacted her prior, but I didn't recognize her as easily with her hair shorter. She recognized me though, and then it all came back. She answered the door is this nightgown that barely covered her buns, and she clearly had nothing on under it. Yeah.....hard to stay focused with a body like she has; nice face too.
Scary. what u guys go thru. Doesnt it smell gross the crack meth people?
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we have 2 boys and so does my sister in law. They teach theirs to pee standing up and i am hardcore against it. Men are being emasculated enough as is, they are born to stand peeing, don't make them beta males.
could you re-read this and get back to us with an edit?
hahaha i know some beta males.
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      05-10-2021, 05:44 PM   #5382
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I saw a hot meth-head. True story! She had a killer derrière!!!! I know, I know. She was a unicorn among meth-heads. #wouldyoudoitthough?!?
If your a cop wouldnt you have a like dirty thoughts like arresting her then tryna find something on her then punishing her urself instead of booking her in
She kinda hit on me the other night when my partner and I responded to her residence. I had contacted her prior, but I didn't recognize her as easily with her hair shorter. She recognized me though, and then it all came back. She answered the door is this nightgown that barely covered her buns, and she clearly had nothing on under it. Yeah.....hard to stay focused with a body like she has; nice face too.
Scary. what u guys go thru. Doesnt it smell gross the crack meth people?
Once they are far gone, yeah......but, part of that comes from them being homeless much of the time.
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Whats with dudes that pee with their hand or hands on the wall. Just general germs and now covid why touch anything in a public bathroom.
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So its for old people who can't stand up on their own?
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So its for old people who can't stand up on their own?
Wrong thread.
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I know but this devolved into men sitting to pee which i can't understand either.
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I know but this devolved into men sitting to pee which i can't understand either.
Only when you're at your side piece's house and you need to act like you're pooping so it gives you enough time to text your main chick.......or vice versa. Back in my player days, I would even put water in the rinse cup and pour it in the toilet to simulate diarrhea, grunts and moans aplenty. I needed that text time.

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I've heard that in Germany it is kosher for men to sit when peeing at night. Germans are a clean people.
Has nothing to do with kosher peeing, dude.
Wait until you're peeing as kid standing into the dark and the rapidly closing toilet seat slams your short fuse. Man, had never more pain down there
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I know but this devolved into men sitting to pee which i can't understand either.
Thank a “woke” commie from California.
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