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      Yesterday, 01:05 PM   #2597
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
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jesus is watching
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smh at all you sinners, if you were to do it right by just having consensual sex in missionary position to procreate you wouldn't be dealing with this

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Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?
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Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
If they aren't experiencing semi catatonia during, then they have been with better man than I. As for the bath....whatever they do/need after is all on them.
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Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?
I don't know why he wouldn't, they are sure as hell saying it.
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
what is semi-catalonia?
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
what is semi-catalonia?
Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.
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what is semi-catalonia?
catatonia
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abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.

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Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.
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Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.
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catatonia
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abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.



OH CATATONIA
i was like why isn't anything showing up about catalonia and sex???
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cat·a·to·ni·a
/ˌkadəˈtōnēə/
noun PSYCHIATRY
abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.



OH CATATONIA
i was like why isn't anything showing up about catalonia and sex???
You're searching it wrong if it isn't showing up....
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