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      03-05-2020, 11:22 AM   #6073
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It had quite a bit of range. I took it on a canoe trip into the really remote Northernmost area of Minnesota. In the middle of a lake, with the lake as an antenna, I had great signal strength. My then-wife knew why that was so - maybe because it was analog...? I can't recall.
Analog, big power compared to the devices now, and not much network competition.
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Here's a recent one from Tinder. 30 year old girl with zero profile info, work info, etc. Just a location and a bunch of instagram pics of her in workout clothes. I try to be nice and start a convo, but apparently she sucks at conversations. And they get mad when we start with "hey" haha. How am I supposed to talk to you if you have zero profile info and won't play fun ice breaker games? Guess I should've started with something more forward and graphic.


Also just realized I totally failed on blocking out one of the names, but I really don't GAF at this point.
Wtf LOL... what a dumb hoe. Looks like she has some big knockers tho.
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I just want to know when MKSixer going on another date with Aussie goddess again... lol

Man, that was a hell of a story to ready...
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Edit: My daughter, at nearly 23, STILL hates the thought of Chucky.



The moment she started dodging answering a few simple and inoffensive questions my alert system went on. That is NEVER good. I must admit that I was completely taken aback by the final information delivered. W.T.F.
You're getting the crazy, and I'm getting the opposite end of the spectrum. The one that I had lunch with last weekend is...just...not very engaging company. This woman could out-dull a 240V industrial floor sander.
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You're getting the crazy, and I'm getting the opposite end of the spectrum. The one that I had lunch with last weekend is...just...not very engaging company. This woman could out-dull a 240V industrial floor sander.
LOL!! We need to consult with each other to reach the happy medium!!
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I just want to know when MKSixer going on another date with Aussie goddess again... lol

Man, that was a hell of a story to ready...
Go on a date with her?!?!!

I'm not even going to drive down her street again!!!!!
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LOL!! We need to consult with each other to reach the happy medium!!
I suspect that "happy medium" is pretty rare in women who are dating online. I think we're picking through the "scratch-and-dent" aisle and the "factory seconds."
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I have learned that a lot of people that I know are dating WAYYY out of their age range. I'm talking Mrs. Trump's boyfriend being 31 (they have been dating since she was 16 apparently, HUGE red flag), and another girl's "man" being 38

Hit up college campuses maybe?
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I have learned that a lot of people that I know are dating WAYYY out of their age range. I'm talking Mrs. Trump's boyfriend being 31 (they have been dating since she was 16 apparently, HUGE red flag), and another girl's "man" being 38

Hit up college campuses maybe?
I get older, they stay the same age.
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She's was a mediocre kisser. I'm not sure the rest of her skill set could be any better.
I dated a woman a few times who was a horrible kisser. It was like a carp going after a piece of corn. How can someone be so bad at something that's so pleasurable?
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I have learned that a lot of people that I know are dating WAYYY out of their age range. I'm talking Mrs. Trump's boyfriend being 31 (they have been dating since she was 16 apparently, HUGE red flag), and another girl's "man" being 38

Hit up college campuses maybe?
Sounds like "sugar daddies." Ick.
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Another one with an amazing personality.
Interesting that she leads an "exiting" life...and you exited stage left right after. Maybe she foresaw your actions? Maybe lots of people exit her life?

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I never said I was the brightest crayon in the box
No, but you certainly didn't tell us you were the dullest either!! We are still feeling a little betrayed by your omission. Please post funny picture as penance.
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I suspect that "happy medium" is pretty rare in women who are dating online. I think we're picking through the "scratch-and-dent" aisle and the "factory seconds."
Close but this is where we're actually shopping...


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I dated a woman a few times who was a horrible kisser. It was like a carp going after a piece of corn. How can someone be so bad at something that's so pleasurable?
I had one that kissed with this amazing tongue action. Like she was giving a BJ. No. No. No. Discern between the two, please!!! She couldn't change it and I couldn't get into it. Ah well...too bad.
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I had one that kissed with this amazing tongue action. Like she was giving a BJ. No. No. No. Discern between the two, please!!! She couldn't change it and I couldn't get into it. Ah well...too bad.
That's pathetic. Did the suction ever give you an ear ache? Loosen any fillings?

I had one who had a 1-tooth bridge that would fall out from time to time. Was trying to take her home from the club and top off her tank for her but the bridge had fallen out while we were making out in a booth, and we had to search the floor under the booth - at closing time, in the dark, with the bouncer bitching at us to hurry up - to find that goddamned tooth. It was worth it, though.
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That's pathetic. Did the suction ever give you an ear ache? Loosen any fillings?

I had one who had a 1-tooth bridge that would fall out from time to time. Was trying to take her home from the club and top off her tank for her but the bridge had fallen out while we were making out in a booth, and we had to search the floor under the booth - at closing time, in the dark, with the bouncer bitching at us to hurry up - to find that goddamned tooth. It was worth it, though.
And caused one of my eyeballs to start twitching! LOL!

We should compile an anthology of our most interesting dating stories! It would be a best seller, at the very least!! I have the feeling that at it's very worst we could be deported!! LOL
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And caused one of my eyeballs to start twitching! LOL!

We should compile an anthology of our most interesting dating stories! It would be a best seller, at the very least!! I have the feeling that at it's very worst we could be deported!! LOL
That was a particularly sordid affair, in about '88 or thereabouts; that whole fucking decade is just a blur. Another bassist who was about a 2% better bass player and 90% less of a drunk than I was stole a gig from me. This was his on-again, off-again girlfriend. I figured me blowing the carbon out of her pretty much made us even. But I banged his sister too, just to be sure.
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That was a particularly sordid affair, in about '88 or thereabouts; that whole fucking decade is just a blur. Another bassist who was about a 2% better bass player and 90% less of a drunk than I was stole a gig from me. This was his on-again, off-again girlfriend. I figured me blowing the carbon out of her pretty much made us even. But I banged his sister too, just to be sure.
There's nothing wrong with making certain a job is done!!
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There's nothing wrong with making certain a job is done!!
Yup. And if you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly.
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Sounds like "sugar daddies." Ick.
Noo, they are deeply in love!
I may have looked these guys up and I can tell you your GT will run circles around anything they have.

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Interesting that she leads an "exiting" life...and you exited stage left right after. Maybe she foresaw your actions? Maybe lots of people exit her life?



No, but you certainly didn't tell us you were the dullest either!! We are still feeling a little betrayed by your omission. Please post funny picture as penance.
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I can tell you your GT will run circles around anything they have.
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Which means nothing to these women. Or other women for that matter, unless they're car people like my recent ex. That was a nice trait to have in common. I probably won't find that again. She owned about 1400 horsepower, way more than most guys. I'm only a few hundred more than that.
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Which means nothing to these women. Or other women for that matter, unless they're car people like my recent ex. That was a nice trait to have in common. I probably won't find that again. She owned about 1400 horsepower, way more than most guys. I'm only a few hundred more than that.
Yeah but do you have any idea how much tail I pulled because I met a guy with an i8 this summer and he was chill with me flexing on Tinder like it was mine? Billionaire doors solve problems

A girl I was head over heels for had a supercharged C5. That may have played a part in me simping heavily which may have turned me bitter but on the bright side I learned a lot from that experience. Since then no car girls for me
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