LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

hubbahubba · 06-30-2020, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

ha funny if it weren't true!!!

Thought about putting it in the you know you're old thread.. And yep!

unluky · 06-30-2020, 05:47 PM

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MKSixer · 06-30-2020, 06:30 PM

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skydiver · 06-30-2020, 06:52 PM

upstatedoc · 06-30-2020, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

We are pleased to announce our previous July 2020 Disaster Continuum Program, which included Murder Hornets, has been enhanced to with a lovely addition: Flying Snakes.

We know that this addition will continue to add to the joy and wonder that 2020 has been to all beginning with our COVID-19 program Pandemic, Racial Unrest, Rioting and Looting, Hong Kong Totalitarianization, Australian Fires, and African Dust Storm.

If there are any additional disaster entries you'd like to see, please let us know and we shall endeavor to please you.

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https://www.wafb.com/2020/06/30/ther...STBkvTEKPlUKl4

did you see it go flaps down when it landed?

kscarrol · 06-30-2020, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by skydiver

NOW I UNDERSTAND!! Mask on at all times now!

Mandi90TT · 06-30-2020, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

We are pleased to announce our previous July 2020 Disaster Continuum Program, which included Murder Hornets, has been enhanced to with a lovely addition: Flying Snakes.

We know that this addition will continue to add to the joy and wonder that 2020 has been to all beginning with our COVID-19 program Pandemic, Racial Unrest, Rioting and Looting, Hong Kong Totalitarianization, Australian Fires, and African Dust Storm.

If there are any additional disaster entries you'd like to see, please let us know and we shall endeavor to please you.

Be Well,
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That's just a filler episode.

MKSixer · 06-30-2020, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

did you see it go flaps down when it landed?

Yeah. It's a fuqstorm for sure.

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Originally Posted by Dave 90TT

That's just a filler episode.

Yes...like an ugly Twilight Zone episode.

F30lolz · 06-30-2020, 09:55 PM

Koo

HFW003 · 07-01-2020, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by skydiver

That takes me back!

rwheels · 07-01-2020, 08:09 AM

This is called being an asshole, douchebag, and every other bad name you can think of.

rwheels · 07-01-2020, 08:28 AM

And speaking of strippers, here is a stripper telling the judge to kiss her ass.

Actually, this stripper, charged with exposing her privates to a police officer, bent over to show the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to show any of her goods (1983).

(forgot to add pic)

unluky · 07-01-2020, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by HFW003

That takes me back!

LMAO me too! I remember when I was young and went to Vegas for a tradeshow with a coworker who was a little on the introverted side and married his high school sweet heart right out of high school and had kids immediately. Great guy - just never "Saw the world".

Anyway - me and a coworker (who is also a douchebag like me) got a few drinks in him and talked him into going to a strip club. He had never been. We went and didn't explain ANY of the rules to him. He sat with his legs open, he made eye contact and smiled at everyone, so the girls mobbed him. While he was getting a "lap dance" (the ones at the table, we knew he was not ready for a back room dance) we'd slip our dance tickets over to his table so he had a nice pile. He kept saying "Holy shit - why do they keep zeroing in on me and leaving you guys alone!" We'd just shrug and laugh to ourselves. His face was red the entire time we were there.

The next morning while we were down stairs early waiting for our cab to the airport, he admits that morning when he woke up he noticed his pants had glitter all over them and smelled like strippers. Since his wife was old fashioned and does all the laundry - he just threw his entire outfit in the trash.

My god we cried. To this day we still give him shit about that.

vreihen16 · 07-01-2020, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by unluky

LMAO me too! I remember when I was young and went to Vegas for a tradeshow with a coworker...

NorCalAthlete · 07-01-2020, 10:09 AM

MKSixer · 07-01-2020, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCalAthlete

Savage!!

MKSixer · 07-01-2020, 10:14 AM

Worth the watch. Particularly when the "ladies" get called up to the stage.

rwheels · 07-01-2020, 10:42 AM

King Rudi · 07-01-2020, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HFW003

That takes me back!

To when you used to get glitter on 9 guys?

upstatedoc · 07-01-2020, 02:58 PM

[QUOTE=rwheels;26382478]

Actually, this stripper, charged with exposing her privates to a police officer, bent over to show the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to show any of her goods (1983). /QUOTE]

uh, chambers please

KRS_SN · 07-01-2020, 03:46 PM

[QUOTE=upstatedoc;26384118]

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Originally Posted by rwheels

Actually, this stripper, charged with exposing her privates to a police officer, bent over to show the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to show any of her goods (1983). /QUOTE]

uh, chambers please

i wouldn't like to be the judge that realizes too late that the stripper was trans

Mandi90TT · 07-01-2020, 05:28 PM

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