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MK - If you are leading the invasion charge, I'd encourage you to re-familiarize yourself with Hitler's decision to take a little exploratory jaunt into Russian territory just before winter...and the miserable times that ensued for him. That's right, I just sort of linked you to Hitler. And now, based on the tenuous strength of that link, I can now go one further and use that infamous Liberal claim - "You are literally Hitler". [/Insert liberal tear meme here//] Maybe try Finland instead. Word on the street is that there are a significant number of highly educated men *working* from home, whose wives would at this point happily turn them in...and frankly, after being that close to their wives for that long, the men would probably happily go as well...its like a win win win for everyone. Better yet, maybe with all that talent, America could maybe actually start to produce more things of value and switch from being a net importer to a net exporter... |
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the sports bro is hilarious and considering the lines of genderness have been blurred, I have a feeling your "bros" would be worn by lady bros too. Just gotta make sure they are made in Cry Baby Blue or Not My President Periwinkle. Quote:
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We barely need to leave 'Murica to do this!!!
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In order to assure his unquestioned loyalty, before he is seated in the newly "elected" government, I suggest Joekerr be the first..."volunteer".
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But I think the PC term nowadays is "Chief Culture Officer" but if you believe I'm too young for a C-suite job, "Culture and Engagement Director" also works very well. |
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MKSixer Prime Minister of Stuff Canadian Invasion Force
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Ah, me old sod, and here's why King Rudi is aware of his need for me...."Canadian Invasion Force"??? That's not going to go over well at all. It has to be something much more subtle now. May I suggest a new title for you instead - something like: "Canadians Undergoing Natural Transplantation" Of which you'll be the sole member, befitting someone of your status and character of course. Or simply, CUNT if you wanted to use the short form acronym. |
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This empire thing is getting out of hand, why the hell did I quote that. *face palm*
With that said I do support Joekerr recommendation of changing the Canadian Invasion Force to Canadians Undergoing Natural Transplantation as the acronym rolls off the tongue in a very sophisticated manner. |
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I'm reasonably certain his return engagement will comprise of:
AND Though words would be far more entertaining. The issue is, he's gotten older and his synapses are not firing quite as quickly as mine. This condition will one day affect me as well, but till then, I'm going to bask in the fountain of middle age. |
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On names, there is also the Canadian Liberation Internal Team or CLIT. This can be joined with the Defense Internal Contact Team (DICK) or the Canadian Organized Computerized Kinetics (COCK) for special hacking. I'll show myself out.
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1. Both the CLIT and COCK acronyms seem to speak to the liberation of Canadians from proposed American rule or the superiority of Canadians. I like that. 2. Defense Internal Contact Team does not spell DICK. Presumably, this is the American contribution. |
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The invasion plan has already been developed, by General John Candy in the movie "Canadian Bacon." Just don't get caught littering, and our invading forces can conquer the hosers without firing a shot.....
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Absolutely covered up at work today. Skimming through these as I have time and I'm cracking up behind my desk, trying not to draw attention to myself. I reply as quickly as I can.
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Good way to weed them out early. You think I'm going to date someone and get emotionally invested in them and THEN bring it up? Hell no...
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Gentlemen, I had a talk with the ex-girlfriend last night. You're all fired. No empire for now.
We are going to have a sit down discussion Saturday. Now that tensions have died down, we are going to talk and decide what the best thing to do is. I asked her to come up with a list of things that she wants/expects from a relationship and I will do the same. We'll start with non-negotiable standards so that neither of us feel neglected or over-extended but yet still have our time to get done what we need in each of our personal lives. I also explained that if we come to the resolution that between her life/schedule/kids and my responsibilities, that if we can't make it work to where we can't get what we need from each other, then we need to go our separate ways. At this point, I'm good with either of the options, as long as the decision that gets made is based off genuine appreciation of the other persons life and their ability to give the other what they need to feel secure in the relationship. I'd rather walk away knowing that we just couldn't make it work for what need rather tossing 4 years away over a bad argument. Curious as to your thoughts on this approach. Go.... |
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