New 2009 2010 BMW Z4 - ZPOST
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   New 2009 2010 BMW Z4 - ZPOST > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      06-25-2021, 03:16 PM   #67
Der_Wolf
Lieutenant
Der_Wolf's Avatar
United_States
607
Rep
469
Posts

Drives: 2021 G82 Comp
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Midwest

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Rudi View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Der_Wolf View Post
BRB, filling out the legal documents to change my name to Jody
Don't do it! You'll get no love from our military boys. Instant hate for bearing the name Jody.
Ah, fuck em and their 27% APR financed Mustang. Jody don't take shit from nobody except his mama.
__________________
|2021 M4 Competition| |2018 M3 Competition| |1994 525i|

///M
Appreciate 1
King Rudi11157.00
      06-25-2021, 08:40 PM   #68
Alfisti
Lieutenant Colonel
2188
Rep
1,856
Posts

Drives: 2013 X3
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Toronto, Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ggunn9 View Post
I met my wife in college we took a speech class together. I was terrified to speak in front of people and had little interest in writing my speeches. My wife wrote my speeches and hers (she was an English Major). I got an A in the class and she got a B. lol
You mean she got a D.

I'll show myself out.
Appreciate 1
ggunn924.00
      06-25-2021, 08:43 PM   #69
kscarrol
Brigadier General
kscarrol's Avatar
United_States
4901
Rep
3,706
Posts

Drives: 2021 X3 M40i, 1974 2002 Tii
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: New Orleans, LA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfisti View Post
You mean she got THE D.

I'll show myself out.
I'll follow you out...
__________________
2021 X3 M40i
1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual
BMWCCA # 327475
Appreciate 2
ggunn924.00
King Rudi11157.00
      06-27-2021, 08:19 PM   #70
3.0L
Colonel
3.0L's Avatar
United_States
2475
Rep
2,022
Posts

Drives: M235i, 17k miles
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Der_Wolf View Post
BRB, filling out the legal documents to change my name to Jody
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Rudi View Post
Don't do it! You'll get no love from our military boys. Instant hate for bearing the name Jody.
That's right. "Jody" was the generic name for the guy back home who trying to steal your girlfriend while you were busy serving our country.
__________________
///M235i | Mineral Grey Metallic | Premium Package | Technology Package | Driver Assistance Package | Dakota Coral Red/Black Leather | Harman/Kardon Premium 360 watt sound system | 8-speed automatic

It's drier than a popcorn fart here in California
Appreciate 1
King Rudi11157.00
      06-27-2021, 09:25 PM   #71
Skoidat69
Secret Squirrel
Skoidat69's Avatar
United_States
177
Rep
265
Posts

Drives: 2007 BMW 328ix E91
Join Date: Oct 2019
Location: StL

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2007 BMW 328XI  [0.00]
My brother and my wife went to grad school together... "everything I hate about him, I hate about you so you two would be perfect together"... I was out to sea when we started talking and emailing so I really got to know her before I met her in person...
__________________
No good sea story starts with Cookies and Milk
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2021, 07:36 AM   #72
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
11157
Rep
1,802
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 3.0L View Post
That's right. "Jody" was the generic name for the guy back home who tried to turn down all the poon your girlfriends throw at me while you were busy serving our country.
FTFY
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmg View Post
We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2021, 08:36 AM   #73
bucketfoot
Captain
bucketfoot's Avatar
United_States
460
Rep
779
Posts

Drives: 2014 X1 28i xDrive
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Centennial, CO

iTrader: (0)

Met at our part-time job in college. She and her roommate took me out to play miniature golf for my birthday and I asked her to go out dancing that weekend.

37 years later and we celebrate our 32nd anniversary later this week.
__________________
This post sent using 100% recycled electrons.
Appreciate 1
rcaso26236.00
      06-28-2021, 11:51 AM   #74
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
11947
Rep
8,860
Posts

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bucketfoot View Post
37 years later and we celebrate our 32nd anniversary later this week.
17 WONDERFUL years
Appreciate 1
vreihen164699.50
      06-28-2021, 12:21 PM   #75
3.0L
Colonel
3.0L's Avatar
United_States
2475
Rep
2,022
Posts

Drives: M235i, 17k miles
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

She moved in across the street. It was love at first sight for both of us. That was 57 years ago. We got hitched 5 years after we first met.
__________________
///M235i | Mineral Grey Metallic | Premium Package | Technology Package | Driver Assistance Package | Dakota Coral Red/Black Leather | Harman/Kardon Premium 360 watt sound system | 8-speed automatic

It's drier than a popcorn fart here in California
Appreciate 5
cmyx6go6771.00
King Rudi11157.00
Alfisti2188.00
Esteban6815.00
JJ 911SC1890.50
      06-28-2021, 01:38 PM   #76
EL Jeffe 5
Major
EL Jeffe 5's Avatar
United_States
566
Rep
1,184
Posts

Drives: CBR1000RR
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Iowa

iTrader: (0)

She was my coke dealer
__________________
Appreciate 2
King Rudi11157.00
      06-28-2021, 01:39 PM   #77
cmyx6go
Lieutenant Colonel
cmyx6go's Avatar
6771
Rep
1,641
Posts

Drives: 2019 X6 ///M
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: NYC

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2019 X6 ///M  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3.0L View Post
She moved in across the street. It was love at first sight for both of us. That was 57 years ago. We got hitched 5 years after we first met.
57 years? God bless you both.

Does she still live across the street?
__________________
I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
Appreciate 7
Esteban6815.00
kscarrol4900.50
UncleWede11947.00
JJ 911SC1890.50
King Rudi11157.00
ramman434464.00
vreihen164699.50
      06-28-2021, 03:55 PM   #78
andrewmr
Second Lieutenant
336
Rep
215
Posts

Drives: 2013 335
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Bucks County PA.

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Drivers meeting at Watkins Glen.
Appreciate 1
vreihen164699.50
      06-28-2021, 05:22 PM   #79
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
5801
Rep
2,103
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

Do you live in the finger Lakes region?
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
1997 Toyota T100
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2021, 09:26 PM   #80
MsGoGoMoto
New Member
MsGoGoMoto's Avatar
United_States
205
Rep
16
Posts

Drives: 2017 i3+REX, 1999 K1200RS Moto
Join Date: Jun 2021
Location: Atlanta, GA

iTrader: (0)

MF pulled me over because I kept messing with him at a traffic light while he was on his police computer.
I was on a motorcycle so I could get really close to his window and yell questions, smile, blow kisses. His face went from WTF, pale white, then red as hell.
He followed me for about a 1/2 mile and lit me up. 50% scared.
We chatted and he went back to the car with license and wrote me a ticket.

Ticket was blank with his number on it.
5 mos later we are standing in front of a judge at the magistrate court.
Got married and…. went back to work!
Been together so long we look alike..aside from the racial difference loool!
Appreciate 4
upstatedoc5801.00
Lady Jane7169.50
vreihen164699.50
King Rudi11157.00
      06-29-2021, 12:31 PM   #81
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
11157
Rep
1,802
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cmyx6go View Post
57 years? God bless you both.

Does she still live across the street?
POINTS!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmg View Post
We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
Appreciate 0
      06-29-2021, 12:43 PM   #82
andrewmr
Second Lieutenant
336
Rep
215
Posts

Drives: 2013 335
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Bucks County PA.

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
Do you live in the finger Lakes region?


I'm assuming this was for me.

Southeast PA. Bucks County to be more precise.
Appreciate 0
      06-29-2021, 03:24 PM   #83
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
5801
Rep
2,103
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

Ahhh
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
1997 Toyota T100
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:19 PM.




zpost
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST