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[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Has nothing to do with kosher peeing, dude.
Wait until you're peeing as kid standing into the dark and the rapidly closing toilet seat slams your short fuse. Man, had never more pain down there

That should teach you how to use the toilet seat not be a woman.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Whats with dudes that pee with their hand or hands on the wall. Just general germs and now covid why touch anything in a public bathroom.

I will go on record to say, that the only superman's being performed by myself are at my house, the day after a bender. I see greasy, dirty handprints on bathroom walls and I think to myself "low-class ass, mf'r", but it's ok at my house...well, because it's me and mine. Side story related confessional - unless a bathroom is clean, I don't wash my hands after in a public restroom. I honestly try not to touch anything. I've even gone as far as to use paper towels to grab the door handle. I know who I am and where my shit has been. I figure my dick is the cleanest thing in the bathroom.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

So its for old people who can't stand up on their own?

See above post. But in short, yes. Old and still drunk from the night before.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I will go on record to say, that the only superman's being performed by myself are at my house, the day after a bender. I see greasy, dirty handprints on bathroom walls and I think to myself "low-class ass, mf'r", but it's ok at my house...well, because it's me and mine. Side story related confessional - unless a bathroom is clean, I don't wash my hands after in a public restroom. I honestly try not to touch anything. I've even gone as far as to use paper towels to grab the door handle. I know who I am and where my shit has been. I figure my dick is the cleanest thing in the bathroom.




See above post. But in short, yes. Old and still drunk from the night before.

I always use paper towel on the door handle and if there isn't a trashcan handy I drop it on the floor on the way out. Like you I trust myself, and not the rest of the public, for my own cleanliness.

[Sedan_Clan]

Does it burn when anybody else pees, or is it just me?!?!




Too much? Too early?

[Frostynorth]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Does it burn when anybody else pees, or is it just me?!?!




Too much? Too early?

What colour is it?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Frostynorth

What colour is it?

Aventurine Green.

[Frostynorth]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Aventurine Green.

Some red food dye should clear that right up.

[nyalpine90]

my arm has been feeling sore since Pfizer shot..i hope its not signs of....

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Does it burn when anybody else pees, or is it just me?!?!




Too much? Too early?

Does it have a smell?

Just trying to get all the details wrapped up before 213 shows up and starts asking questions.

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

my arm has been feeling sore since Pfizer shot..i hope its not signs of....

Excessive T-Virus/Masterbatory arm? Where the hell is Leon when you need him?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Does it have a smell?

Just trying to get all the details wrapped up before 213 shows up and starts asking questions.

Excessive T-Virus/Masterbatory arm? Where the hell is Leon when you need him?

It has a scent reminiscent of burnt popcorn. LMAO!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It has a scent reminiscent of burnt popcorn. LMAO!

You better sit down when you release that stuff good sir. You know, to contain the fumes.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Does it burn when anybody else pees, or is it just me?!?!




Too much? Too early?

You would beg of burning but peeing at first attempt when you're old and have to get up at night several times just to pee once

[2one3E90]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Only when you're at your side piece's house and you need to act like you're pooping so it gives you enough time to text your main chick.......or vice versa. Back in my player days, I would even put water in the rinse cup and pour it in the toilet to simulate diarrhea, grunts and moans aplenty. I needed that text time.

:

Girls hate other girls. Its always been like that. Main Piece will never like side piece for 3some

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

...have to get up at night several times just to pee once

Had that problem starting about 15 years ago. Enlarged prostate. Was prescribed Finasteride. Been taking it ever since and the problem went away when I started taking it. No side effects for me.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 2one3E90

Girls hate other girls. Its always been like that. Main Piece will never like side piece for 3some

I wouldn't say "never."

[Darth One]

Had this DM exchange with a friend today:

Her: hey remember that candied mango snack that you were raving about the other day? Can you send me the link to buy it?
Me: sure (sends link)
Also me: (thinking...mmm those snacks are gud. Now I want some. Oh but it says there's only 1 left in stock)
Me again: (hits buy now button)

[upstatedoc]

[rebekahb]

Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.

I gotta ask but have you spent a lot of time inspecting the bottom of shafts?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.

Who has stretch marks on their dingle-doo?

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I gotta ask but have you spent a lot of time inspecting the bottom of shafts?

I am not a certified shaft inspector but I may have seen 1 or 2

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Who has stretch marks on their dingle-doo?

That's why I asked after I read through the comments. Random things like this I need to do a deep dive into. Since this forum is mostly males I figured I would ask if it's a common thing. I don't think you gain excessive weight in your peen and then lose it. Trying to figure out how this happened.

[UncleWede]

Depends on whether shaft or sack