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[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Dark chocolate in the P-Car perhaps……….?!! Dark chocolate…….in……the P-Car.

Sedan is just laying down the free lessons in Mediation / Arbitration here, it's wonderful. Everyone take note of the skillful way he kept both Laura and I satisfied.

I still get the P-car, he never took that away from me, so I'm satisfied, and Laura, well, I think its clear what she gets so that she's satisfied.

Everyone is happy. MK and Wede, get lost. Don't no one want to hear from you about Chief of Stuff...Joekerr transferred all his executive titles to me and I've staked claim to the P-car.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Damn Corollas keep following me, and I've never even owned one

One is on its 4th family member, heading for 5th on my wife's family side. Somehow my safe deposit box supposedly has the title

And then, without even passing thru the Office of Stuff, I get a chocolate-smeared one???

I think the chocolate smear is in the P car.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

I think the chocolate smear is in the P car.

Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear. All remnants shall be……evidence of ……a…..satisfying ride.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

I think the chocolate smear is in the P car.

I suspect you are right. But its ok, I've got access to bleaching chemicals that would have made Michael Jackson jealous.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear. . All remnants shall be……evidence of ……satisfaction.

You guys are so fucked up. Lol.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear.

I was referring to your Chalk coloured beauty post... or maybe it was TMI.

[UncleWede]

@aguywalksintoabar can you provide a sample of your art, say a summary of OT this week. Would help confirm/deny your lurker status

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

You guys are so fucked up. Lol.

HR has been notified of said satisfaction surveys

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

HR has been notified of said satisfaction surveys

No surveys until AFTER she leaves California.

[rebekahb]

I'm not stealing photos of anyone's schlong or sack so maybe go looking for that tranny

What happened to Joe and Upstatedoc??

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

I think it's a nice community here. If you'll have me I'd like to stay a part of it. I will try ease off resurrecting old threads I never got to join because that hasn't done me any favors.. and may be make new ones of my own. There it is. That's me. Group hug?!

Don't fall for the previous responses. The only requirement to staying is being able to take people's shit and give it right back

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

I'm not stealing photos of anyone's schlong or sack so maybe go looking for that tranny

What happened to Joe and Upstatedoc??

Joekerr got a full ban. Upstatedoc has been MIA since the beginning of March. I hope he’s ok.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Don't fall for the previous responses. The only requirement to staying is being able to take people's shit and give it right back

I enjoy the latter much more than the former. But yes.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

I enjoy the latter much more than the former. But yes.

But

He ASKED for permission. Strike 1!

[JJ 911SC]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Joekerr got a full ban...

But he is back...

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Joekerr got a full ban. Upstatedoc has been MIA since the beginning of March. I hope he's ok.

I hope he is too. Kinda concerning.


Maybe Elon Musk should buy Bimmerpost so we can have the old gang back

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

…..as long as you're not a criminal defense attorney getting bad guys out of jail.

Many moons ago, I was a member of another car forum. One of the regulars behaved like Beavis and Butthead, and everyone thought that he was a kid. Turns out that he was a lawyer, venting his frustration with the legal field by letting his alter-ego forum persona post stuff that he couldn't say in real life. Sound familiar?

Anyway, he would actually travel 100+ miles to defend forum members in traffic court...and the most he ever took was a Big Mac for his professional services. He even hosted a forum gathering at his house, where about 20 of us tinkered with our cars and had a BBQ.....

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Many moons ago, I was a member of another car forum. One of the regulars behaved like Beavis and Butthead, and everyone thought that he was a kid. Turns out that he was a lawyer, venting his frustration with the legal field by letting his alter-ego forum persona post stuff that he couldn't say in real life. Sound familiar?

Anyway, he would actually travel 100+ miles to defend forum members in traffic court...and the most he ever took was a Big Mac for his professional services. He even hosted a forum gathering at his house, where about 20 of us tinkered with our cars and had a BBQ.....

I can relate. I've been the Beavis & Butthead in the past, using pseudonyms to vent.

[aguywalksintoabar]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

@aguywalksintoabar can you provide a sample of your art, say a summary of OT this week. Would help confirm/deny your lurker status

Sure thing. Summary as requested for this week:

Where should I trash my dogs poop?

cmyx6go missed out on buying her dream car, a genesis.

Sedan_Clan confirmed the quota. See attached photo.

A virtual pizza party took place.

@rebekhaB escrowed on a private island.

The search party is out for a much loved D.O.C..

Someone is trying to bring crocs back to fashion in the lol thread.

Good vibes all around this week. No fighting or biting. The foot thread remains buried under the forum carpet.

In case you missed it… previously on OT..

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Sure thing. Summary as requested for this week:

Where should I trash my dogs poop?

cmyx6go missed out on buying her dream car, a genesis.

Sedan_Clan confirmed the quota. See attached photo.

A virtual pizza party took place.

@rebekhaB escrowed on a private island.

The search party is out for a much loved D.O.C..

Someone is trying to bring crocs back to fashion in the lol thread.

Good vibes all around this week. No fighting or biting. The foot thread remains buried under the forum carpet.

In case you missed it… previously on OT..

I dig the recap.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).

Long ago I would travel all over with a bunch of people I met on an X5 Forum. My father went batshit that I was going to meet people I met on the internet. Anyway, we went to meets all over the country and a smaller group of us did trips together, went to each others houses. It was good fun.

It was funny though. Some of us were exactly like our online personalities but others - let's just say some of the biggest online assholes and bullies turned out to be wusses in person. Keyboard courage is real.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Long ago I would travel all over with a bunch of people I met on an X5 Forum. My father went batshit that I was going to meet people I met on the internet. Anyway, we went to meets all over the country and a smaller group of us did trips together, went to each others houses. It was good fun.

It was funny though. Some of us were exactly like our online personalities but others - let's just say some of the biggest online assholes and bullies turned out to be wusses in person. Keyboard courage is real.

Shots fired, officer down