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I bought some liquid ass on Amazon and let me tell you. I have had a blast with that. My 4 year old nephew thought it was funny to rip a nasty one on me when I was laying with him before he went to bed. The next night he was in the bathtub and I told him my belly hurt and gave a little spray of the liquid ass. I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard at him. I also pranked my husband. He went in the garage and I sprayed some by the door. He walked back in and was disgusted. I told him the Thai was spicy and my stomach hurt. Laughed again until I had tears rolling down my face. I am not a prank person at all but have had some fun with that spray. |
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Those ppl suck, either jerks or totally oblivious. Man, some of your stories made me livid. "Serenity now! Serenity now!" Lol
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This is the nasty truth, there's a lot of talk here about people being arseholes but 90% of the time they are just fucking stupid.
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07-06-2022, 11:18 AM | #71 |
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LOTS of ppl are like cattle, no clue what they are doing in this world. Simple stuff like stopping in front of escalators, elevators, totally inconsiderate and potentially hazardous.
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07-06-2022, 02:51 PM | #73 |
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I forechecked someone in the back for stopping on the platform at the top of a mall escalator, to prevent the domino effect from injuring dozens of people still riding said escalator. The moron had the entire freaking ride up to figure out which way they wanted to walk when they stepped off.....
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Ya, you have to do that to prevent a pileup. How do they NOT know the chaos that they are about to cause? |
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Probably the same way that they missed the "no baby strollers on escalator" and "no parking - fire zone" signs.....
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One of my friends has been in a wheelchair since birth. He is pretty athletic and always gets yelled at when he uses an escalator in his chair. It easily fits and he has never had an issue, he could probably lift himself up out of the escalator chair and all if he wanted to, but there is always someone freaking out when he does it.
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Anyway, there are so many inconsiderate and clueless ppl in this world, just yesterday I was lining up at a cashier, the line was getting long, this old geezer was chatting up the cashier for AGES after his transaction was long done, totally not caring about the ppl behind, even when I went to the cashier and put my stuff down he was still standing there nearby chatting the employee up (who really didn't want any part of him, even saying "good night" as a hint). What a jackX. Nobody wants to talk to you, you old lonely wrinkled loser, go back to your retirement home and just fade away. /rant LOL
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He's definitely lonely but jezuz there's a time and place for that, not when it inconveniences other ppl, esp for such a freaking long time, talking about garbage AND the other guy wasn't even interested to top it off. EDIT: you didn't put a comma after His name, so I was wondering why the heck did you think Jesus was a bastard? LOL. Last edited by tranquility; 07-08-2022 at 03:28 AM.. |
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I have had this happen more times than I can count. It makes me consider which car to take if I’m going to have to leave it unattended for a few hours. Just like the people who have to prove they can drive faster than me driving the speed limit and then use their windshield washer in front of me. It’s definitely done on purpose. Like “eff you there’s nothing you can do about it”. I’ve considered keeping a can of shaving creme in my car and spray it on their windows. No damage and might keep their windows from fogging up.
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