You know you're old when...

garyfried · 09-12-2023, 03:04 PM

When you mention spring chicken to someone and you get a blank stare.

garyfried · 09-12-2023, 03:05 PM

When you go to a strip bar and the tvs are more interesting that whats on the pole.

Car-Addicted · 09-12-2023, 04:44 PM

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When you go to a strip bar and the tvs are more interesting that whats on the pole.

Very worried about you. The only way that happens is when you're at room temperature.

Do you need a wellness check?

Boomer 2019 · 09-12-2023, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by garyfried

When you go to a strip bar and the tvs are more interesting that whats on the pole.

You need to start hanging out in classier joints.

Buug959 · 09-12-2023, 05:06 PM

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vreihen16 · 09-12-2023, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by garyfried

When you go to a strip bar and the tvs are more interesting that whats on the pole is young enough to be your granddaughter.

Fixed that for you.....

Artemis · 09-12-2023, 06:00 PM

"Tack...tack...tack - damn, bad sector"

Trivia: my 5.25 floppy drives used to have an open/close lever instead of a push button.

NealfromNZ · 09-12-2023, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when you automatically assume that when working with 12V DC wiring, it is a given that the red wire is always positive and the black wire is always negative.

Every 12V DC automotive accessory that I've handled recently has a black wire as positive, and a white wire as negative. What the frack!?!?!?

And BMW use brown as negative for anything other primary 12v feeds and use green / yellow ( universal earth colour ) for positive VE + on cig lighter on many models.

Lady Jane · 09-12-2023, 06:56 PM

When your "Hip-Hip_Hooray" turns into a "Hip-Hip replacement".

vreihen16 · 09-12-2023, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Artemis

"Tack...tack...tack - damn, bad sector"

Trivia: my 5.25 floppy drives used to have an open/close lever instead of a push button.

Get off my lawn! My last resume is saved on an 8-inch floppy disk...single-sided, single density, a whopping 241K maximum space.....

tturedraider · 09-12-2023, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by garyfried

When you mention spring chicken to someone and you get a blank stare.

My last name is Lovell. When I need to help someone with the spelling I used to say, “like the astronaut.” I rarely say that anymore, but if I happen to 98% of the time I get a blank stare.

Artemis · 09-12-2023, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when you automatically assume that when working with 12V DC wiring, it is a given that the red wire is always positive and the black wire is always negative.

Every 12V DC automotive accessory that I've handled recently has a black wire as positive, and a white wire as negative. What the frack!?!?!?

And BMW use brown as negative for anything other primary 12v feeds and use green / yellow ( universal earth colour ) for positive VE + on cig lighter on many models.

Juggernaut: cut the blue wire or the red wire ?

Car-Addicted · 09-13-2023, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Artemis

"Tack...tack...tack - damn, bad sector"
Trivia: my 5.25 floppy drives used to have an open/close lever instead of a push button.

Really you think remembering computer floppies makes you old?

Using this in college makes you old!

We don't need no stinking calculator

vreihen16 · 09-13-2023, 06:23 AM

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Really you think remembering computer floppies makes you old?

Using this in college makes you old!

When I went to take the ham radio license test and a subsequent license upgrade test in the not-so-distant past, the instructions said that you could bring a calculator or slide rule for the exams. The proctors (who were way older than me) commented that they had never seen someone bring a slide rule to the test before. FWIW, I got a perfect score on both exams.....

3798j · 09-13-2023, 10:00 AM

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dradernh · 09-13-2023, 01:29 PM

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Think you know your name...and your birthdate!

hubbahubba · 09-13-2023, 08:03 PM

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When your "Hip-Hip_Hooray" turns into a "Hip-Hip replacement".

Yep. November 16 for me. Also our 33rd wedding anniversary. Party.

Esteban · 09-13-2023, 08:06 PM

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Yep. November 16 for me. Also our 33rd wedding anniversary. Party.

Wow, good luck on that. Hope all goes well, Hubba.

And happy early anniversary.

hubbahubba · 09-13-2023, 08:10 PM

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Wow, good luck on that. Hope all goes well, Hubba.

And happy early anniversary.

Thank you!

Esteban · 09-13-2023, 08:11 PM

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Thank you!

You're welcome, sir.

dscabra · 09-13-2023, 08:39 PM

Coming up on our 38th anniversary and my wife found a picture of us from when we were dating.

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dradernh · 09-13-2023, 09:16 PM

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Coming up on our 38th anniversary and my wife found a picture of us from when we were dating.

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Like that you've a photo to share!

We had our 44th last Friday (also my 75th birthday), but not with any photos available to share.

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