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08-14-2018, 07:46 PM | #1123 |
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Just the brain sir, just the brain.
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08-14-2018, 08:02 PM | #1124 |
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the G version of the story's ending!
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08-14-2018, 10:00 PM | #1126 |
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My cat’s name is Beegus. But sometimes we call him fluff nugget.
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08-15-2018, 08:07 AM | #1127 |
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My Hellcat is now my daily driver. Yes, it will even be driven in snow & salt. The horror! #totaled
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08-15-2018, 09:16 AM | #1129 |
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Nah, he's not going to come to your house anymore. He'll be fine.
BTW, I finally got to take out the Benelli Supernova and run a box through it - very nice. Pump wasn't as smooth as my buddy's Remington, but I think that's just because I haven't broken it in yet. This was its first box since new. I'll probably have to break it down and clean, lube again too, just because new. |
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08-15-2018, 10:02 AM | #1130 |
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08-15-2018, 10:06 AM | #1131 |
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Good man. Cars are meant to be driven.
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08-19-2018, 12:03 AM | #1132 |
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I once peed inside my wife. I don't know how the hell it happened. I don't have bladder problems. It wasn't a lot. Not like when you stand over a urinal and keep going. She stroked me and held me tight as she thought I had climaxed a second time!
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08-23-2018, 08:16 PM | #1138 |
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
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08-23-2018, 09:11 PM | #1139 |
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I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?
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09-28-2018, 11:19 PM | #1144 |
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I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in
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