Ask a girl anything?

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by StephSOM3

Am i a racist if i genuinely only find white girls attractive?

@bimmette Lups Biorin Sara504

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bimmette · 06-09-2016, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by StephSOM3

Am i a racist if i genuinely only find white girls attractive?

@bimmette Lups Biorin Sara504

New customer

Old customer. Get with the program.

UglyBuzzard · 06-09-2016, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What do they spit it into? Do you keep a semen cup next to the bed? What if you're boning in your office at work? The keyboard?

It was definitely one of my prouder moments in life. HS was a fun time.

What if it was a Bianchi? Those are some rad road bikes!

was a joke referring to age. I remember some that started having sex at 12/13...

UncleWede · 06-09-2016, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Oh god I do this!

In my case I think the person asking should know by now that I don't really care. What ever the party is for, I'd rather not go. And by reminding me, I have to make excuses to avoid it. Just don't fucking ask and we can both seem innocent.

That's a whole 'nuther issue I have. We were walking last night, and it snapped in my head that we missed a quincé (sp?, 15 year old Hispanic girls b-day)
Her: "Don't tell them, just say we never got the invite in the mail"
Me: I already texted shit about how it was wrapped and how difficult it was to open"
Her: "I told you not to say anything"
Me: "AFTER I had already texted. It's no big deal, we had family plans already before we got the invite."

She's more interested in going to my family party than I am. I hate watching my brothers pick at my dad and talk shit about rules IN HIS HOUSE.

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

That's a whole 'nuther issue I have. We were walking last night, and it snapped in my head that we missed a quincé (sp?, 15 year old Hispanic girls b-day)
Her: "Don't tell them, just say we never got the invite in the mail"
Me: I already texted shit about how it was wrapped and how difficult it was to open"
Her: "I told you not to say anything"
Me: "AFTER I had already texted. It's no big deal, we had family plans already before we got the invite."

She's more interested in going to my family party than I am. I hate watching my brothers pick at my dad and talk shit about rules IN HIS HOUSE.

Just knock them out.

eluded · 06-10-2016, 01:55 AM

to be young again.

lsturbointeg · 06-10-2016, 04:52 AM

So I got one and hopefully it's not a repeat as I'm not gonna go through 452 pages but I was at the gym last night and this chick (very hawt) was not wearing underwear under her yoga pants doing bent over rows...you get the picture. All the other females around were frowning. So are girls suppose to wear underwear while wearing yoga pants or is it optional

not that I'm complaining

I did have to start my sets all over as my rest periods were too long lol

bimmette · 06-10-2016, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

So I got one and hopefully it's not a repeat as I'm not gonna go through 452 pages but I was at the gym last night and this chick (very hawt) was not wearing underwear under her yoga pants doing bent over rows...you get the picture. All the other females around were frowning. So are girls suppose to wear underwear while wearing yoga pants or is it optional

not that I'm complaining

I did have to start my sets all over as my rest periods were too long lol

Underwear is optional for everyone in all situations, so this is no different. I think it basically boils down to whether or not a girl cares about VPL (visible panty lines).

Biorin · 06-10-2016, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

So I got one and hopefully it's not a repeat as I'm not gonna go through 452 pages but I was at the gym last night and this chick (very hawt) was not wearing underwear under her yoga pants doing bent over rows...you get the picture. All the other females around were frowning. So are girls suppose to wear underwear while wearing yoga pants or is it optional

not that I'm complaining

I did have to start my sets all over as my rest periods were too long lol

Underwear is optional for everyone in all situations, so this is no different. I think it basically boils down to whether or not a girl cares about VPL (visible panty lines).

Unless you're wearing a kilt. Then I'm pretty sure underwear is a no-no.

Side note, there's that new Drake song and one of the lyrics is something like "OT OT, there's never any love when you go OT," and I just feel like Drake really gets us.

Axius · 06-10-2016, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, fy!

"so mom they sell coconut milk in cans and here you are with a saw so that we can have food. You know in america they feed kids macaroni and cheese and call it a meal."

God I hate my kids.

Soooooooooo they're saying macaroni and cheese is not a meal?

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In HS got busted by a mailman...rather he was watching my gf go to town on me in my tinted out Integra. Always kept a roll of bounty on the backseat for her.

Ah...last time I heard she was an "import model". Classy broad.

Was banging ex in the shower on a cruise ship and got busted by her mom. Mom apparently didn't want to join, hmpf.

Axius · 06-10-2016, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by StephSOM3

Hahaha hahaha
Did you keep goin or what?

I'm no quitter. Keep on keepin on.

TBN54 · 06-10-2016, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by StephSOM3

Ménage à trois; 2 gals -1 guy or 2 guys -1 gal, your preference? Hypothetical of course...

This guy made an account just to ask this question.

TBN54 · 06-10-2016, 08:31 AM

bruh

Mywifes335 · 06-10-2016, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Soooooooooo they're saying macaroni and cheese is not a meal?

Was banging ex in the shower on a cruise ship and got busted by her mom. Mom apparently didn't want to join, hmpf.

That would've been a story to pass down for generations.

Was busted by my dad while watching Lion King with same said girl while she was under the Disney blanket giving me head. He just quietly backed out of the room and closed the door.

Never been busted in the act by girls parents. Thank God...

Mywifes335 · 06-10-2016, 08:44 AM

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This guy made an account just to ask this question.

Wants a devils threesome. Wants to know if it's OK for 2 dudes to cross streams....and if it's gaaaaaay....

Mywifes335 · 06-10-2016, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Unless you're wearing a kilt. Then I'm pretty sure underwear is a no-no.

Side note, there's that new Drake song and one of the lyrics is something like "OT OT, there's never any love when you go OT," and I just feel like Drake really gets us.

Nooooo....my whole opinion of you just fizzled cuz of DRAKE. Why????!

jtodd_fl · 06-10-2016, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That would've been a story to pass down for generations.

Was busted by my dad while watching Lion King with same said girl while she was under the Disney blanket giving me head. He just quietly backed out of the room and closed the door.

Never been busted in the act by girls parents. Thank God...

Most disturbing part of whole story. You were presumably in high school. WTF bro? Did you scream "Call me Mr Pig" when you came?

TBN54 · 06-10-2016, 08:47 AM

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Most disturbing part of whole story. You were presumably in high school. WTF bro? Did you scream "Call me Mr Pig" when you came?

LOLOL

Mywifes335 · 06-10-2016, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Most disturbing part of whole story. You were presumably in high school. WTF bro? Did you scream "Call me Mr Pig" when you came?

Hahahaha! Yesss. High School. I actually said, "why you always gotta run to the bathroom and spit it out?"

Mywifes335 · 06-10-2016, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by StephSOM3

How old were you?

17. Hakuna Mutata, I'm MR Pig!

jtodd_fl · 06-10-2016, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Hahahaha! Yesss. High School. I actually said, "why you always gotta run to the bathroom and spit it out?"

Biorin · 06-10-2016, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Nooooo....my whole opinion of you just fizzled cuz of DRAKE. Why????!

Not a Drake lover, just found it funny.

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