Ask a girl anything?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude, 2010-2011 end. Stalking continues full force through 2014. She still lurks.

If you all want to hear it, I may go into details. It's the fucking worst. I had to change careers.

Full disclosure, she was a mistress.

Me and bimmette want the story!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Agree - Story or Ban.

1. Went to female cousins wedding.
2. Saw really hot chick. Was bored so talked to her. Hit it off.
3. Drinking at open bar and chatting up/dancing with got girl. Let's call her Yvonne
4. We decided to find a more secluded area and proceeded to make out and other things
5. Toward end of wedding got cleaned up and went back to hall
6. Then aunt (mother of bride) introduces Yvonne as her niece (2nd cousin)

We exchange numbers anyway.

Now we're married.

[Mywifes335]

April Fools bitches. We're not married. But did meet up in VA a couple weeks later when she passed me off to her cousin.

No joke.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I have 6 weddings to go to this summer and didn't get plus 1s for any of them. Forever alone or 6 potential opportunities?

Nice! Six opportunities! I have two this year for the first time without a plus one also. It's going down, hard.

Originally Posted by Lups

We need yo ask ax to post a pic of my mildly not done dress to show you how much better you're at this than I am.

Ax, work the magic.

Yeah, and that camera better work by the time you are done with it so you can show me the final product since I'm going through the hassle of posting YOUR pictures for YOU now.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Lups

He's out to impress me. He fixes old stuff.

That's like the hottest thing ever.

Doesn't know how to fix stuff. I actually watch some of @bimmette's videos and think it's cool that she has the confidence to do that stuff.

Making my own costumes? Yea - if gym shorts equate to costumes... hahaha
There are small details that I like in clothing and many manufacturers/designers fail to incorporate very subtle details into their clothing, so I figured what better way to get the clothes you want than to learn how to make them.

Mywifes335 Tell them the story, PM me the photos of her.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Nice! Six opportunities! I have two this year for the first time without a plus one also. It's going down, hard.



Yeah, and that camera better work by the time you are done with it so you can show me the final product since I'm going through the hassle of posting YOUR pictures for YOU now.

You could've mentioned I was knitting outside, at night time. It was below freezing when it was taken.

Jesus. Now I have weird legs, and a beard.

I'm cool with the beard.

Oh and fuck off. Your attitude sucks.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

You could've mentioned I was knitting outside, at night time. It was below freezing when it was taken.

Jesus. Now I have weird legs, and a beard.

I'm cool with the beard.

Oh and fuck off. Your attitude sucks.

Nononono. You specifically asked that I provide photographic proof "aka: work the magic", not provide a backstory, that costs extra.

Is it a beard on your legs? Like a blonde Chewbacca?


Tell me to fuck off more often, it has a nice ring to it.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Doesn't know how to fix stuff. I actually watch some of @bimmette's videos and think it's cool that she has the confidence to do that stuff.

Making my own costumes? Yea - if gym shorts equate to costumes... hahaha
There are small details that I like in clothing and many manufacturers/designers fail to incorporate very subtle details into their clothing, so I figured what better way to get the clothes you want than to learn how to make them.

Mywifes335 Tell them the story, PM me the photos of her.

I got pics....oh I've got pics. Lol.

But bitch took a video without me knowing before. Super crazy.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

1. Went to female cousins wedding.
2. Saw really hot chick. Was bored so talked to her. Hit it off.
3. Drinking at open bar and chatting up/dancing with got girl. Let's call her Yvonne
4. We decided to find a more secluded area and proceeded to make out and other things
5. Toward end of wedding got cleaned up and went back to hall
6. Then aunt (mother of bride) introduces Yvonne as her niece (2nd cousin)

We exchange numbers anyway.

Now we're married.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

April Fools bitches. We're not married. But did meet up in VA a couple weeks later when she passed me off to her cousin.

No joke.

That is some next level "Deliverance" shit....

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

1. Went to female cousins wedding.
2. Saw really hot chick. Was bored so talked to her. Hit it off.
3. Drinking at open bar and chatting up/dancing with got girl. Let's call her Yvonne
4. We decided to find a more secluded area and proceeded to make out and other things
5. Toward end of wedding got cleaned up and went back to hall
6. Then aunt (mother of bride) introduces Yvonne as her niece (2nd cousin)

We exchange numbers anyway.

Now we're married.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

April Fools bitches. We're not married. But did meet up in VA a couple weeks later when she passed me off to her cousin.

No joke.

Lmao love it!

Originally Posted by Axius

Nice! Six opportunities! I have two this year for the first time without a plus one also. It's going down, hard.

I was pissed at first. I'm like, the money I'm going to drop with all things wedding related this summer could be a nice set of Volks or a trip overseas. Now I have to make every one of them count. Haha

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I was pissed at first. I'm like, the money I'm going to drop with all things wedding related this summer could be a nice set of Volks or a trip overseas. Now I have to make every one of them count. Haha

You can always use money for something else. Gun money could be car money..., or even smarter, mortgage money.


Don't worry about the money aspect, go with the expectation to have fun. Any wedding I've been to has been a somewhat memorable riot, fuck it, go out and slay some ass, drink, and smoke a doobie or two.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Nononono. You specifically asked that I provide photographic proof "aka: work the magic", not provide a backstory, that costs extra.

Is it a beard on your legs? Like a blonde Chewbacca?


Tell me to fuck off more often, it has a nice ring to it.

You and wah really suck.

Anyone who needs a friend I have two slots open.

Criteria's are not bad.

1. Sense of humor.
2. Me a guy.
3. I'm awesome at man stuff.
4. I'm a man.
5. My legs don't look like I'm knitting in the dark for hours when it's really cold.
6. You remember to keep my dirty secrets hidden. Like my bad legs.

[Axius]

Oh please. You said I could expose your hairy legs!


Whatever, you can't replace either of us, and you know it. Hell the whole world knows it. George Washington is turning over in his grave right now. Think about your words before you go around spreading fallacies.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh please. You said I could expose your hairy legs!


Whatever, you can't replace either of us, and you know it. Hell the whole world knows it. George Washington is turning over in his grave right now. Think about your words before you go around spreading fallacies.

Goose bumps ! Not hairy!! Jesus! I haven't seen the sun in months, it's not like that (FEW!!!!) hairs should matter!

So we've come to this? You're throwing a Washington towards me and you think I'll go down nicely?

Washington and I had a few similar interests. Many (as I would) would list the more important ones first, but hell:

However I know for a fact that my bad hat friend and I would've been solid so fuck off.

(again my friend, Thank you. I love it when my friends know me well enough to be idiots with me when the real world is or has been rough. Thank you Ax. )

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Goose bumps ! Not hairy!! Jesus! I haven't seen the sun in months, it's not like that (FEW!!!!) hairs should matter!

So we've come to this? You're throwing a Washington towards me and you think I'll go down nicely?

Washington and I had a few similar interests. Many (as I would) would list the more important ones first, but hell:

However I know for a fact that my bad hat friend and I would've been solid so fuck off.

(again my friend, Thank you. I love it when my friends know me well enough to be idiots with me when the real world is or has been rough. Thank you Ax. )

I do love running my warm hands on goosebumps to settle the nerves.

Whatever, Washington used to make moonshine, my beverage of choice when in season. So technically, we are closer.

Bad hat is better than a....., knitted hatless man!

(Again, it's always a delight, banana)

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Awaiting input from MKSixer.


Although he is probably busy doing pharmaceutical big wig stuff today.

Travel.

Sara504
Keep it dignified and one sentence: Thanks for your input and have a good life. If he can't see who you are now then he never truly did in the past.

Cheers-mk

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh please. You said I could expose your hairy legs!


Whatever, you can't replace either of us, and you know it. Hell the whole world knows it. George Washington is turning over in his grave right now. Think about your words before you go around spreading fallacies.

Read first as "spreading fellatio". Reread, was much disappoint.

[jtodd_fl]

Edit: Stupid double post app.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Cheers-mk

I always read this in Mr. Mackey's voice from Southpark when you type it.


Cheers, mmkay.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

I always read this in Mr. Mackey's voice from Southpark when you type it.


Cheers, mmkay.

Limp wrist style, gotcha.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Limp wrist style, gotcha.

Wat? I don't get it.

[Mywifes335]

Would any of you girls pose (not naked) next to your cars and post pics for us?

Directed at Bimmette, Lups, Biorin's mustache.