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[tranquility]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yeah he likes to have his satchel tickled.

What did I say about TMI....but....then again, how would *you* know that????

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by tranquility

What did I say about TMI....but....then again, how would *you* know that????

'Cause he likes to have his tickled I'm guessing. lol

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by Esteban

'Cause he likes to have his tickled. lol

Buncha deviants I tell ya...DEVIANTS!!!!!!!

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Esteban

'Cause he likes to have his tickled I'm guessing. lol

With a duster but don't tell anyone! Shhhhh.

[TiMSport]

Speaking of dusters, what the f*** is THIS used for? It's even called "quickie".

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Speaking of dusters, what the f*** is THIS used for? It's even called "quickie".

It's got a cupped shape so it quickly tickles all nether regions at once. Maybe Sedan could do a quick promo for you flossin with his duster. I don't think you could quickly insert that anywhere so I went with my first thought.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

It's got a cupped shape so it quickly tickles all nether regions at once. Maybe Sedan could do a quick promo for you flossin with his duster. I don't think you could quickly insert that anywhere so I went with my first thought.

At first > then

[UncleWede]

The rage slipped yesterday. It's all Sedan's fault.

As I am arriving at my house, I have to go around this big azz red pickup, just stopped there in the roadway, chatting with her passenger, clueless to the other vehicles going around her both directions.

I parked, got out just as she was now mossying down the street, and expletives emerged from my mouth. She didn't even glance my direction

BUT, I didn't honk, and the car wasn't on when the expletives emerged. Does that even count???

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

It's got a cupped shape so it quickly tickles all nether regions at once. Maybe Sedan could do a quick promo for you flossin with his duster. I don't think you could quickly insert that anywhere so I went with my first thought.

Pay me for my promo.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

The rage slipped yesterday. It's all Sedan's fault.

As I am arriving at my house, I have to go around this big azz red pickup, just stopped there in the roadway, chatting with her passenger, clueless to the other vehicles going around her both directions.

I parked, got out just as she was now mossying down the street, and expletives emerged from my mouth. She didn't even glance my direction

BUT, I didn't honk, and the car wasn't on when the expletives emerged. Does that even count???

Write down the plate and I'll run it for you. Then go to their house at 2am and lug a bologna sandwich with Mayo and a note that says, "Stop blocking traffic asshat. It's bologna!"

[Darth One]

Re: traveling with stupid family members, i once met my entire extended family - parents, siblings, siblings’ partners and kids - at the airport for a vacation trip, only to find everyone except one sister and her kids had expired passports. WT actual F???

It wasn’t a short trip either - we were going to Singapore. So my family, my sister and her family all boarded the flight and left everyone else behind. Talk about mixed feelings…i legitimately felt equal parts sad, disappointed, frustrated and amused looking at the others’ faces as we left them outside the security check-in

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Re: traveling with stupid family members, i once met my entire extended family - parents, siblings, siblings’ partners and kids - at the airport for a vacation trip, only to find everyone except one sister and her kids had expired passports. WT actual F???

It wasn’t a short trip either - we were going to Singapore. So my family, my sister and her family all boarded the flight and left everyone else behind. Talk about mixed feelings…i legitimately felt equal parts sad, disappointed, frustrated and amused looking at the others’ faces as we left them outside the security check-in

What the actual f*** indeed!
I wish I could see those faces of extended family members you speak of as they watch you guys fly off to Singapore.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Re: traveling with stupid family members, i once met my entire extended family - parents, siblings, siblings’ partners and kids - at the airport for a vacation trip, only to find everyone except one sister and her kids had expired passports. WT actual F???

It wasn’t a short trip either - we were going to Singapore. So my family, my sister and her family all boarded the flight and left everyone else behind. Talk about mixed feelings…i legitimately felt equal parts sad, disappointed, frustrated and amused looking at the others’ faces as we left them outside the security check-in

I'm betting that was a pretty expensive screw up. I doubt they will make that mistake again.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Re: traveling with stupid family members, i once met my entire extended family - parents, siblings, siblings' partners and kids - at the airport for a vacation trip, only to find everyone except one sister and her kids had expired passports. WT actual F???

It wasn't a short trip either - we were going to Singapore. So my family, my sister and her family all boarded the flight and left everyone else behind. Talk about mixed feelings…i legitimately felt equal parts sad, disappointed, frustrated and amused looking at the others' faces as we left them outside the security check-in

Which emotion was the dominant one tho

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Which emotion was the dominant one tho

I'd go w *frustrated* for 100, Alex. Just wow....I could kinda understand (but not really) 1 person screwing up but almost everyone?? Didn't they check up w each other? Weren't there reminders along the way while they were booking (not that it's the agent's responsibility)?? Can't believe there are lots of these ppl here on Earth.

[TiMSport]

But at least HE was on that plane to Singapore. Lol.

[Darth One]

What I remember now was the frustration during the long flight and then when we got there we started talking about it and found it uproariously funny

Since I already threw them under the bus, I might as well have the bus back over my mom - apparently she held most of the passports - hers, my dad's, and my unmarried sibs. And they all got passports the same time so they expired the same time. We siblings with families handled our own shit, thankfully.

I remember some time after this happened to us, at least some airlines stopped letting you book a ticket without providing passport info

[Sedan_Clan]

I confess that her fake butt didn't look too bad in this skirt. Most manufactured asses look downright horrible.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by Darth One

What I remember now was the frustration during the long flight and then when we got there we started talking about it and found it uproariously funny

Since I already threw them under the bus, I might as well have the bus back over my mom - apparently she held most of the passports - hers, my dad's, and my unmarried sibs. And they all got passports the same time so they expired the same time. We siblings with families handled our own shit, thankfully.

I remember some time after this happened to us, at least some airlines stopped letting you book a ticket without providing passport info

Exactly how long was your mom holding onto those passports? You make it sound like they only have 30 days shelf life lol. Don't tell me she holds onto them all the time, what is she, the family pimp? LOL.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I confess that her fake butt didn't look too bad in this skirt. Most manufactured asses look downright horrible.

"Big, juicy & full of flavor" haha.

[Donatello.]

I really enjoy Dad's Hat Whiskey.

[TiMSport]

I confess scenes like this one are making me fvcking angry. For reference, this was the children's hospital in Mariupol, Ukraine. I won't include the more gut wrenching images with people in it.

To make me even angrier, Russia claims this was staged by the Ukrainians to make it look like they did it and calling it "fake news". Where have I heard that before?

But no, we can continue to piss and moan about rising prices at the gas pump and blame it on a certain group's favorite target. F*** me.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I confess scenes like this one are making me fvcking angry. For reference, this was the children's hospital in Mariupol, Ukraine. I won't include the more gut wrenching images with people in it.

To make me even angrier, Russia claims this was staged by the Ukrainians to make it look like they did it and calling it "fake news". Where have I heard that before?

But no, we can continue to piss and moan about rising prices at the gas pump and blame it on a certain group's favorite target. F*** me.

Gas prices were going up before Ukraine. The national average cost of diesel Nov 2, 2020 was $2.372, on Feb 2, 2022 it was $3.951 and this past Monday it hit $4.849. I am using diesel because I track it for work and have the info handy.

It is a tragedy what is going on there.