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      09-03-2020, 09:02 AM   #6689
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She's either messing with you by now and is just in it for the fun, or she's really really giving you an nth chance to take the ropes and get in there man

I still think you should ask her to come over on a random night, pour some drinks and see where that goes. Sounds like you don't want to miss the window of opportunity (attraction) and frankly she's a trooper for sticking it out this much, but something tells me she's just genuinely waiting for you to take the ropes and just flop your dick out on the table.
She doesn't really drink. She suffers from narcolepsy, so doesn't like staying away from home, and will not drink anything if she's driving (was a victim in 2 drink driving accidents in her teens from which she still suffers pain occasionally). But she did say she might have a couple of drinks on her birthday, so I will take a nice scotch for her to try at least.

She's coming over tonight, but that's to work on the Ferrari.
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      09-03-2020, 09:05 AM   #6690
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I have tears in my eyes! Literally sitting behind my desk, trying not to draw attention to myself, as I gasp for air I'm laughing so hard. oh shit....thank you.

dinonz my advise to you on this one is to cease and desist. I can't add anything else here. With any aspect of life you must achieve balance. You are way off balance here. You need to recenter yourself sir. Your effort is less than your attainment. I'd start looking at this relationship (on whatever level it's on) with more of business minds-eye. If you continuously throw money at something and it doesn't yield results, time to change something fast. Just my advice sir. I hate seeing people be used.
Yeah - that's what my head says too. The rest of me isn't so smart though
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      09-03-2020, 09:10 AM   #6691
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Valid points made here. I typically have a 4 date rule. If sex is not had by the 4th date, a 5th will not be had. Then again, I don't wait for them to make a move. I gauge the vibes and play off that. dinonz my man, you're going to have to be aggressive here, but not so aggressive that she is running away.
This is where it gets into a grey area because we've really not been out on that many "dates" - we had a couple of lunches together but by the evening she's been wanting to work as the days are too hot in Texas to work on cars. We've spent a lot of time together doing things (running all over town dropping off or collecting cars from various places, taking her to medical appointments etc.) so it feels very strange.
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      09-03-2020, 09:14 AM   #6692
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Oh wait - youve been taking her to appointments and stuff?

Basically the boyfriend treatment without any of the girlfriend benefits? oof

I might have to agree with Rudi on this one, either remove all instinct to get intimate with her and stay friends, or change the tone. That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship between the two of you.
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This is where it gets into a grey area because we've really not been out on that many "dates" - we had a couple of lunches together but by the evening she's been wanting to work as the days are too hot in Texas to work on cars. We've spent a lot of time together doing things (running all over town dropping off or collecting cars from various places, taking her to medical appointments etc.) so it feels very strange.
It sounds quite strange too, seems like you might be more of a father figure to her lol.
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      09-03-2020, 09:18 AM   #6694
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This is where it gets into a grey area because we've really not been out on that many "dates" - we had a couple of lunches together but by the evening she's been wanting to work as the days are too hot in Texas to work on cars. We've spent a lot of time together doing things (running all over town dropping off or collecting cars from various places, taking her to medical appointments etc.) so it feels very strange.
It sounds to me like you're the boyfriend without the boyfriend benefits.
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Oh wait - youve been taking her to appointments and stuff?

Basically the boyfriend treatment without any of the girlfriend benefits? oof

I might have to agree with Rudi on this one, either remove all instinct to get intimate with her and stay friends, or change the tone. That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship between the two of you.
She runs me around too to pick up or drop off cars for repairs etc. so it's not a one way street. The medical appointment was stressful for her so I said I'd take her both so she didn't have to drive, and she had some moral support while doing it.
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It sounds to me like you're the boyfriend without the boyfriend benefits.
Yeah - although as mentioned it's not all a one way street. She helps me out too. I have to drop the Ferrari off about 45 minutes away from here and she will come pick me up.
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It sounds quite strange too, seems like you might be more of a father figure to her lol.
Perhaps - although she's really close to her father so it's not like she doesn't have one/needs one.
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      09-03-2020, 09:26 AM   #6698
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maybe its time you put yourself into D gear, shove her face next to ferrari logo.

if not

practice social distancing, 6ft apart lol
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      09-03-2020, 09:27 AM   #6699
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I just noticed....as of Monday, this thread is 2 years old. 325 pages and over 1m views. Damn.
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maybe its time you put yourself into D gear, shove her face next to ferrari logo.

if not

practice social distancing, 6ft apart lol
I'm dying to give advice here but I'm afraid that in this instance, it would only make matters worse.

A person would be surprised at how willing another person becomes when the other person is assertive. This is all I will say.
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I think he just needs to make the first move, a simple kiss should tell you all you need to know. But she is willing to share a bed and all the other stuff, there are plenty of signs.
You need to make the move and define the relationship, one way or the other.
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Yeah - that's what my head says too. The rest of me isn't so smart though
Which head?

One of the biggest errors in biology is men having two heads...but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.....
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This is where it gets into a grey area because we've really not been out on that many "dates" - we had a couple of lunches together but by the evening she's been wanting to work as the days are too hot in Texas to work on cars. We've spent a lot of time together doing things (running all over town dropping off or collecting cars from various places, taking her to medical appointments etc.) so it feels very strange.
It sounds quite strange too, seems like you might be more of a father figure to her lol.
You need to grab her waist in the elevator then push her against the buttons so all the buttons click. Kiss her and pick her up so she buttocks is on the rails of the elevator. Bite her neck then squeeze her thighs till she thaws out.
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I'm gonna reference MKSixer for this: approach her from behind, tug her hair down a bit and whisper something in her ears

Has yet to fail me, but definitely definitely make sure you know she'd be comfortable doing this. DO NOT randomly approach women and do this
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You need to grab her waist in the elevator then push her against the buttons so all the buttons click. Kiss her and pick her up so she buttocks is on the rails of the elevator. Bite her neck then squeeze her thighs till she thaws out.

......and then??? Tell us about massaging her chicken!
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I'm gonna reference MKSixer for this: approach her from behind, tug her hair down a bit and whisper something in her ears

Has yet to fail me, but definitely definitely make sure you know she'd be comfortable doing this. DO NOT randomly approach women and do this
Oh grasshopper, still much to learn. This is how complete strangers should get to know one another. I've moved on from the hair pull though. I have incorporated the mating techniques of our feline friends. I sneak up behind them, scratch the shit out of them and start biting the back of their neck until they are in position.
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Oh grasshopper, still much to learn. This is how complete strangers should get to know one another. I've moved on from the hair pull though. I have incorporated the mating techniques of our feline friends. I sneak up behind them, scratch the shit out of them and start biting the back of their neck until they are in position.
I will try this on Sunday and report back

I still have my reservations on sharing my small room with her for 9 days but I have also been a good boy for the last 3 weeks and so long as she takes care of me I don't think I'll mind
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I will try this on Sunday and report back

I still have my reservations on sharing my small room with her for 9 days but I have also been a good boy for the last 3 weeks and so long as she takes care of me I don't think I'll mind
Pro-tip: Make sure you bite hard on the back of the neck. Also, you'll need to grow your toenails out a bit; its the feet you have to scratch her with.

Those 9 days are going to go by quickly. Make sure you have plenty of movies to watch and snacks on hand; you'll both need the energy.
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I'm gonna reference MKSixer for this: approach her from behind, tug her hair down a bit and whisper something in her ears

Has yet to fail me, but definitely definitely make sure you know she'd be comfortable doing this. DO NOT randomly approach women and do this
Ah yes.

Well done, my Padawan Learner!!

Now for the advanced lesson:

Do all which you mentioned, adding this move: Bend her over about 45 degrees while still pulling on her hair, cup a boob with your free hand while whispering..."Just sizing everything up for later."

This is the only way to advance to full Jedi Rank. Once accomplished with regularity, you will be given the keys to advance to Jedi Master.

May The Panties Be With You.
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