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[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.

Who has stretch marks on their dingle-doo?

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I gotta ask but have you spent a lot of time inspecting the bottom of shafts?

I am not a certified shaft inspector but I may have seen 1 or 2

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Who has stretch marks on their dingle-doo?

That's why I asked after I read through the comments. Random things like this I need to do a deep dive into. Since this forum is mostly males I figured I would ask if it's a common thing. I don't think you gain excessive weight in your peen and then lose it. Trying to figure out how this happened.

[UncleWede]

Depends on whether shaft or sack

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Depends on whether shaft or sack

???

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

???

I'm assuming he means where the stretch marks are located.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

I'm assuming he means where the stretch marks are located.

Hence my "???". This is news to me. Waiting for someone to claim their taint has stretch marks next.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.

1. When you're playing 'zip line', things happen

2. Thats really serious: I heard from a friend who is diabetic, that some spots of his skin are suffering stretch marks easily and stay longer before go away or been suspectable.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

???

#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.

[Dpc2u]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.

LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

NOW i get the reference of grandfather clock

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.

Lol. I'm wondering about the comment on stretch marks. Do you grandpas have stretch marks from those sagging balls?

Furthermore, the guy who originally talked about having said stretch marks is in his 20s if I remember correctly. rebekahb seems genuinely interested in getting to the bottom of this (shaft).

[2one3E90]

Originally Posted by rebekahb

Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.

I just bend it down if morning wood cuz it hits the bottom of toilet seat.

[2one3E90]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

Shit so it is true. Is it cuz no boxers? How to prevent?

[Dpc2u]

Originally Posted by 2one3E90

Shit so it is true. Is it cuz no boxers? How to prevent?

Tighty whiteys, aka breifs that hold things in place. Commando with only pajama bottoms is a "sit and squish" situation.

I gave up going commando in jeans many years ago after a couple of "pecker skin in zipper" incidents.

[2one3E90]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

Tighty whiteys, aka breifs that hold things in place. Commando with only pajama bottoms is a sit and squish situation.

I gave up going commando in jeans many years ago after a couple of "pecker skin in zipper" incidents.

Whats that one movie where the dude zipped up his chicken wing

[Dpc2u]

There's Something About Mary as I recall.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

There's Something About Mary as I recall.

How about that hair gel? lol

[TiMSport]

LOL.

[Dpc2u]

The worse part is psyching yourself up enough to unzip it!
🤯

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

The worse part is psyching yourself up enough to unzip it!
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Yeah!

Has every guy done that to themselves at one time or another?

Should start a poll. lol

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Yeah!

Has every guy done that to themselves at one time or another?

Should start a poll. lol

I have not, thank goodness. I also have not encountered a "franks and beans" scenario! I remember the stepdad asking him "How did you get the beans over the frank?!?"

[Darth One]

I had other stuff to confess but this conversation is more interesting.