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      03-30-2017, 12:16 PM   #49633
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Neither, i am a meat popsicle.
Here I sit, a bag of flesh filled with bile, shit, mushy abused organs, all being held together by bone, walking around the world as one giant meat popsicle hoping one day, another walking bag of flesh and organs finds this entity of me to be appealing.
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      03-30-2017, 12:19 PM   #49634
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We are taking about Biorin. No?
I was really down to earth until I got a job.
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      03-30-2017, 12:19 PM   #49635
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are you a real person or a robot....
You mean me ? I am..

50% human <-> 50% statue
But I develop robots as well .
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      03-30-2017, 12:21 PM   #49636
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But tell me what the fuck have you done with your homo asshole Avatar pic ?!?!
No, no, you misunderstand. My avatar is of Caesar, not Am Bi. Maybe the blue skies in the background fooled you?


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Caesar you fucking Roman asshole ! You know this means war !!!
This is my fucking *live* watching nightmare !!!

Meanwhile my sword is sharp for you on the battelfield...
Well....sure, I suppose it could mean war. But we all know how it ends. With you crossing the Rhine after sacrificing your men to the Romans.

And to think - the Romans were only looking for a little food to eat on their vacation away from Rome when old Am Bi decided to kill a few of them - such hospitality the world had never seen before. All very tragic.
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      03-30-2017, 12:24 PM   #49637
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      03-30-2017, 12:24 PM   #49638
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we should start a groupme chat
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      03-30-2017, 12:24 PM   #49639
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You mean me ? I am..

50% human <-> 50% statue
But I develop robots as well .
Oh.
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      03-30-2017, 12:26 PM   #49640
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We are taking about Biorin. No?
You said in post # nr 13803 => *some of them*
So I took it like a general ego situation and not specific for our biorin .
Previous I said biorin was cute and chicks with a big ego can't be cute .
Do you see it buddy ?
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      03-30-2017, 12:27 PM   #49641
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      03-30-2017, 12:28 PM   #49642
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I was really down to earth until I got a job.
I blame your husband for allowing you to work.
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You said in post # nr 13803 => *some of them*
So I took it like a general ego situation and not specific for our biorin .
Previous I said biorin was cute and chicks with a big ego can't be cute .
Do you see it buddy ?
I was making a crack on Biorin, as if to say, Duh, we're talking about Biorin, of course her ego is as big as a building.

See it now?

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      03-30-2017, 12:30 PM   #49644
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I'd like to work as a hitman. But the good kind of hitman, that kills bad people.



Kind of like Dexter. Might need to hire someone to help chop people up though.
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      03-30-2017, 12:36 PM   #49645
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we should start a groupme chat
This could be very dangerous. Let's do it.



Also, how's the peepee molestation thingy going?
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      03-30-2017, 12:37 PM   #49646
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I'd like to work as a hitman. But the good kind of hitman, that kills bad people.



Kind of like Dexter. Might need to hire someone to help chop people up though.
I don't think i'd have a problem chopping dead people up. As long as they're already dead. I don't have any desire to do the whole death of a 1000 cuts, ah la Biorin though.

There was something oddly satisfying about using bolt cutters to cut though pig appendages while pealing them.

Now we're watch list buddies!
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      03-30-2017, 12:38 PM   #49647
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A bunch of the OG OT guys used to have a group chat on an external platform. That was a riot because anything was fair game.
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      03-30-2017, 12:41 PM   #49648
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I'd like to work as a hitman. But the good kind of hitman, that kills bad people.



Kind of like Dexter. Might need to hire someone to help chop people up though.
Get a Deli in South Jersey...
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      03-30-2017, 12:42 PM   #49649
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A bunch of the OG OT guys used to have a group chat on an external platform. That was a riot because anything was fair game.
What's not fair game in here?
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I don't think i'd have a problem chopping dead people up. As long as they're already dead. I don't have any desire to do the whole death of a 1000 cuts, ah la Biorin though.

There was something oddly satisfying about using bolt cutters to cut though pig appendages while pealing them.

Now we're watch list buddies!
Well, that's kind of why I would have to hire someone to help, because I don't think I could hold down a living person while I chop them up.

Too squirmy, same reason I don't like putting the worm on the hook to go fishing. Although, I do suppose could use a horse tranquilizer..., ah hell who the fuck am I kidding, just want a friend to kill people with.

You in or what?
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      03-30-2017, 12:45 PM   #49651
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Get a Deli in South Jersey...
I would...., but I fucking hate Jersey. How about Gary, IN instead?

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What's not fair game in here?
If it's anything like my daily group chats with two other OT peeps...,


pretty much everything we say would probably get us banned.
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      03-30-2017, 12:45 PM   #49652
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This could be very dangerous. Let's do it.



Also, how's the peepee molestation thingy going?
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A bunch of the OG OT guys used to have a group chat on an external platform. That was a riot because anything was fair game.
we gotta start a new one!! it'll be like a zoo in there

bhai, that's at 4pm today, couple hours away...i've had anxiety for a week now cause of it, and it's just getting worse
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      03-30-2017, 12:46 PM   #49653
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If it's anything like my daily group chats with two other OT peeps...,


pretty much everything we say would probably get us banned.
This.
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we gotta start a new one!! it'll be like a zoo in there

bhai, that's at 4pm today, couple hours away...i've had anxiety for a week now cause of it, and it's just getting worse
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