Help me on breaking up

[Axius]

Too gay for me, I'm out.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Too gay for me, I'm out.

InB4 ban.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

5'6", quite short. But my dick's fat, and I have a nice personality.

But you're too damn modest though.

You have good timing though, there is currently a dick measuring contest going on. To enter you just PM any of the 4 ladies a pick of your package and they will share amongst each other. On April 4th, a winner will be announced.

Good luck!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But you're too damn modest though.

You have good timing though, there is currently a dick measuring contest going on. To enter you just PM any of the 4 ladies a pick of your package and they will share amongst each other. On April 4th, a winner will be announced.

Good luck!

Shit, that's almost as good as the $100,000 cabin thread offer!

[FType22]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But you're too damn modest though.

You have good timing though, there is currently a dick measuring contest going on. To enter you just PM any of the 4 ladies a pick of your package and they will share amongst each other. On April 4th, a winner will be announced.

Good luck!

you mean on April 4th a WEINER will be announced.



^ I deserve this. bad pun.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Shit, that's almost as good as the $100,000 cabin thread offer!

Think about it.... the forum is predominately made up of asian members and as far as i know, we don't have a brother in the contest yet.

I'm not even sure why i'm telling you about this. You're just a cotton-headed ninny-muggins if you don't stop what you're doing and PM the girls a dick pic. I mean, i don't want to tell you that you're a lock to win. *whispers* but you might be a lock.

If your man enough to submit an entry that is.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Think about it.... the forum is predominately made up of asian members and as far as i know, we don't have a brother in the contest yet.

Oh god I can't breathe.

[BLuRRYM3]

Originally Posted by chaungo

Focus on your career and life. .

I second that. Just focus on something productive.

If she cheated on you, run. That's never going to stop. Even a ring won't fix that.

If you can't trust her, why even bother with it? Just a waste of time and resources.

Just go polish up the M3 and go paint the town red!

Or better yet, take a vaca to some single male foreign place. Thailand, Mexico, Amsterdam, etc.

Pick up some chicks, have a threesome, snort some white substance off some chick's a** . . .

You'll never miss her.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Think about it.... the forum is predominately made up of asian members and as far as i know, we don't have a brother in the contest yet.

I'm not even sure why i'm telling you about this. You're just a cotton-headed ninny-muggins if you don't stop what you're doing and PM the girls a dick pic. I mean, i don't want to tell you that you're a lock to win. *whispers* but you might be a lock.

If your man enough to submit an entry that is.

omfg. Hahah.

[Verbiage]

I love that I am referred to as a "brother" on BP. Like I genuinely adore that.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

5'6", quite short. But my dick's fat, and I have a nice personality.

man what in the hell

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

man what in the hell

I give no fucks.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I give no fucks.

as far as girth to length ratio....one sided to girth?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

as far as girth to length ratio....one sided to girth?

Well, possibly length surpassing girth by about 0.65-0.78.


Calculation methods TBR.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, possibly length surpassing girth by about 0.65-0.78.


Calculation methods TBR.

Unless it's being confirmed by a BP gal.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Unless it's being confirmed by a BP gal.

You know what's crazy, there's a blog (discovered through Reddit, duh) where a lady of the Internet posts dick pics per submission and publicly critiques them. Some of the most hilarious shit I've ever seen in my life.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what's crazy, there's a blog (discovered through Reddit, duh) where a lady of the Internet posts dick pics per submission and publicly critiques them. Some of the most hilarious shit I've ever seen in my life.

hahahahah



Link?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

hahahahah



Link? [IMG]http://s1.e46fanatics.com/forum/imag...lies/icon9.gif[/IMG]

As you all know, I am all for the female anatomy. But this shit is on another level of bizarre.

http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

As you all know, I am all for the female anatomy. But this shit is on another level of bizarre.

http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com

the shit one finds in the after hours of the interwebs

edit: just perused and oh my god

[Verbiage]

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, possibly length surpassing girth by about 0.65-0.78.


Calculation methods TBR.

Is that relative to the diameter, circumference, or surface area?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

As you all know, I am all for the female anatomy. But this shit is on another level of bizarre.

http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com

Not even gonna click. hahahaha