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      03-21-2022, 11:56 AM   #37709
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Vehicular assault, reckless driving, and hit and run. Hope that piece gets all he deserves.
wouldnt that be a hit and park?
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      03-21-2022, 01:13 PM   #37710
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Oh what, you've never had a faulty Russian missile fall from the sky straight into your kitchen and not explode?

The nerve of some people I tell ya.

It wreaked havoc on that kitchen sink tho...
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      03-21-2022, 01:18 PM   #37711
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      03-21-2022, 02:16 PM   #37712
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That’s not funny. Strange sense of humor that you have.
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      03-21-2022, 02:20 PM   #37713
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That’s not funny. Strange sense of humor that you have.
I thought it was kind of funny, the Lexus is taking up two spots.....who among us hasn't wanted to do something like that to people that park like fools.
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That’s not funny. Strange sense of humor that you have.
I thought it was kind of funny, the Lexus is taking up two spots.....who among us hasn't wanted to do something like that to people that park like fools.
This is an old video. The back story is, it's all assigned parking. Driver of the pick up had asked the white car owner multiple times as had the apartment complex. White car continued to park like a dick. Pick up guy came home late one night and I guess just had enough.

Doesn't justify the ramming but at least you know it wasn't some isolated case.
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      03-21-2022, 02:34 PM   #37715
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That’s not funny. Strange sense of humor that you have.
Yes I do. Comes from dealing with the cream of society.
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      03-21-2022, 02:35 PM   #37716
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That’s not funny. Strange sense of humor that you have.
I thought it was funny.
Not a nice thing what the guy did, but funny

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      03-21-2022, 05:28 PM   #37718
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I thought it was kind of funny, the Lexus is taking up two spots.....who among us hasn't wanted to do something like that to people that park like fools.
I have...but used two racing trolly jacks and caused no damage.....
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      03-21-2022, 05:51 PM   #37719
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This is an old video. The back story is, it's all assigned parking. Driver of the pick up had asked the white car owner multiple times as had the apartment complex. White car continued to park like a dick. Pick up guy came home late one night and I guess just had enough.

Doesn't justify the ramming but at least you know it wasn't some isolated case.
Had something similar happen to me. I was on a wait list at my apartment complex for a parking spot. Finally got one and on the 2nd day I used it I came out to my car to find the passenger side door caved in. Luckily I was on good terms with the building's security guy and he got all excited that he might have a case to solve. There were cameras all over that place so we watched the video. Saw a dude pull in and stop in front of my car, get out, karate kick the shit out of the door, then drive off. We were able to look at the other footage to get his license plate when he pulled in and then literally follow him from one feed to the next as he pulled in, kicked my car, drove off, parked, and walked through the building, up the elevator, in the elevator, and into his apartment. it was awesome. Turns out the dude was a doctor who had 2 parking spots and stopped paying on one of them. So the apartment gave it to the next person on the list who was me. He clearly thought it was still his spot and went all vigilante on my door before he drove off in his Porsche. What a dick.
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      03-21-2022, 06:06 PM   #37720
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I scored 0 for 6. But, I like my answers better.
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      03-21-2022, 06:16 PM   #37721
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I scored 0 for 6. But, I like my answers better.
Post them, lets see if they are better
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Yeah...that's what we all get in 10 seconds.

It's the 2nd word (list that I did) that's hard.
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Post them, lets see if they are better
I don't need to post them. They are exactly the same as your answers. I knew we were both geniuses!
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