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      04-23-2019, 02:13 PM   #3609
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Dating apps I think are kinda pointless lol. Girls use them either for attention to promote

their IG or snap mostly. Or if a girl is on a dating app I feel like there is something wrong

with her and it's the reason she's on the app lol. Every chick I have went out with from

POF, tinder, grinder, bumble, happen always boned but I didn't really want anything from

them except sex because personality wise I couldn't stand em.


Now for the funny store:
I like to get my rocks off by picking up strippers... There is just something exotic and just

I like about being able to get these girls lol. I met this one that was new to cali and new

to dancing from TX. swapped information. She hits me up at 2am couple days later

asking if she could come over to hang out.. I'm like sure why not, she comes over and

she didn't even have regular cloths on or with her haha. Just wearing a bikini haha. I

handle business that night. I see her again couple days later at the club and she just

flips her shit when she sees me with a girl that I brought into the club not another

dancer just a girl I know outside of there. She comes over and gets aggressive with her

and starts making a scene and flipping furniture over in front of all the customers lol. I

tell the manager he should fire because she's a crazy bitch and he fires her on the spot

haha. She blew my phone up for a week like 10 times a day blaming me for her getting

fired and threatening to blow my house up haha. She also had me read Scientology

books to her after we bang bang skeet skeet. (yes I read the fuck out of the books lol)
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      04-23-2019, 03:19 PM   #3610
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Great!

Remind us again - are you the one with a really cool friend and you went to Ikea and that sort of started the process of becoming more than friends? That may have been Turk though...I cannot remember.
that was me, yes
i "broke up" with her a few days ago and you said i removed myself from that pickle

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Anybody else ever get unmatched by a girl on Tinder/Bumble after asking them out?

Has happened to me twice in the past week, absolutely hilarious. What the h3ll are you on a dating app for if a guy asks you out on a date and you're just gonna ghost him?

That's right, you just want attention and nothing more.
what's funny is, girls hamster this as "he was so cute i didn't know what to do"
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      04-23-2019, 03:21 PM   #3611
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Dating apps I think are kinda pointless lol. Girls use them either for attention to promote

their IG or snap mostly. Or if a girl is on a dating app I feel like there is something wrong

with her and it's the reason she's on the app lol. Every chick I have went out with from

POF, tinder, grinder, bumble, happen always boned but I didn't really want anything from

them except sex because personality wise I couldn't stand em.


Now for the funny store:
I like to get my rocks off by picking up strippers... There is just something exotic and just

I like about being able to get these girls lol. I met this one that was new to cali and new

to dancing from TX. swapped information. She hits me up at 2am couple days later

asking if she could come over to hang out.. I'm like sure why not, she comes over and

she didn't even have regular cloths on or with her haha. Just wearing a bikini haha. I

handle business that night. I see her again couple days later at the club and she just

flips her shit when she sees me with a girl that I brought into the club not another

dancer just a girl I know outside of there. She comes over and gets aggressive with her

and starts making a scene and flipping furniture over in front of all the customers lol. I

tell the manager he should fire because she's a crazy bitch and he fires her on the spot

haha. She blew my phone up for a week like 10 times a day blaming me for her getting

fired and threatening to blow my house up haha. She also had me read Scientology

books to her after we bang bang skeet skeet. (yes I read the fuck out of the books lol)
you're one crazy man if you enjoy picking up strippers
also - correct me if im wrong but i thought grindr was for guys looking for guys?
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      04-23-2019, 03:31 PM   #3612
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you're one crazy man if you enjoy picking up strippers
also - correct me if im wrong but i thought grindr was for guys looking for guys?
I'm most def. crazy then lol. I look forward every week to 2 dollar steaks, 2

dollar drinks and a new toy every Tue, Wed and sometimes Friday

It's been about 3 - 4 yrs since I was on there but not that I know of lol. I hope

not for my sake lol.
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      04-23-2019, 04:51 PM   #3613
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I'm most def. crazy then lol. I look forward every week to 2 dollar steaks, 2

dollar drinks and a new toy every Tue, Wed and sometimes Friday

It's been about 3 - 4 yrs since I was on there but not that I know of lol. I hope

not for my sake lol.
Lol Grindr is a gay chat site, I think you might mean Tinder?
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      04-23-2019, 05:04 PM   #3614
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Lol Grindr is a gay chat site, I think you might mean Tinder?
Most. def Tinder then I'm not about that life
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      04-23-2019, 07:51 PM   #3615
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that was me, yes
i "broke up" with her a few days ago and you said i removed myself from that pickle

I couldn't remember...I thought that might be you...you prolific poster you, but it might have been him.
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      04-23-2019, 07:56 PM   #3616
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Lol Grindr is a gay chat site, I think you might mean Tinder?
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Most. def Tinder then I'm not about that life
No?

Because there was someone on here that posted an epic confession one time. Can't remember if he was married or just had a girlfriend, but he said he let some dude do him from behind at a truckstop. Bareback too, he got a reacharound.

He got taken to task by a virologist here as I recall; and rightly so. I find it disgusting anyhow, but to be stupid enough to not use a condom....that's a whole other level.

Regrettably, his confession got removed by the mods because I can't find it. And I did actually search through 80+ pages to ensure it was removed.
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      04-23-2019, 07:59 PM   #3617
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No?

Because there was someone on here that posted an epic confession one time. Can't remember if he was married or just had a girlfriend, but he said he let some dude do him from behind at a truckstop. Bareback too, he got a reacharound.

He got taken to task by a virologist here as I recall; and rightly so. I find it disgusting anyhow, but to be stupid enough to not use a condom....that's a whole other level.

Regrettably, his confession got removed by the mods because I can't find it. And I did actually search through 80+ pages to ensure it was removed.
are you referring to Kyngofpop or whatever his name was

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      04-23-2019, 08:07 PM   #3618
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are you referring to Kyngofpop or whatever his name what?
No, no, it wasn't him. It was someone new, who I didn't recognize. I doubt Kyng would do that.
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      04-23-2019, 08:12 PM   #3619
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No, no, it wasn't him. It was someone new, who I didn't recognize. I doubt Kyng would do that.
Oh ok, because I know he has told some pretty crazy stories but I was going to say he's not straight, so i don't think he has a wife/gf lol.
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Also - is the story of our friend with the M3 the first win story in the 185 pages of this thread?

Because we've had everything, breakups, stalks, divorces, physical injuries etc I seriously can't recall a truly happy ending
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      04-23-2019, 09:57 PM   #3621
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Also - is the story of our friend with the M3 the first win story in the 185 pages of this thread?

Because we've had everything, breakups, stalks, divorces, physical injuries etc I seriously can't recall a truly happy ending
I think so. But we haven't heard from upstatedoc in a little while.
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      04-23-2019, 10:17 PM   #3622
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I think so. But we haven't heard from upstatedoc in a little while.
what if he came back to this thread as that mike dude and that was his way of finally acknowledging he likes strippers?
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I think so. But we haven't heard from upstatedoc in a little while.
what if he came back to this thread as that mike dude and that was his way of finally acknowledging he likes strippers?
He didn't even make a move on the girl who stripped down to her underwear in front of him so I doubt it.
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      04-23-2019, 10:21 PM   #3624
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He didn't even make a move on the girl who stripped down to her underwear in front of him so I doubt it.
damn that's brutal
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      04-24-2019, 12:10 AM   #3625
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Great!

Remind us again - are you the one with a really cool friend and you went to Ikea and that sort of started the process of becoming more than friends? That may have been Turk though...I cannot remember.
I'm the one who had a really cool friend that I liked talking to, but there was an issue. She was too pretty for me not to want her. She liked me, but still loved her deceased husband. I bailed for a bit and she said she needed me. ---Im that guy.
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Peeking in...catching up.

Reliving my youth via Turkish pickle... not that I'm THAT old, mind you...

Lol... well, maybe...

39 is old, yeah?
Oh yeah dude.....you're old. When you get to the point where you have to ask or it's even a consideration, you're old.

I call people younger than me sir sarcastically but it kinda hurts when youngsters say it to me. I'd prefer "dude" or "man"
Still when somebody refers to me as Mr W I physically turn around looking and say "Is my dad here?"
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Great!

Remind us again - are you the one with a really cool friend and you went to Ikea and that sort of started the process of becoming more than friends? That may have been Turk though...I cannot remember.
I'm the one who had a really cool friend that I liked talking to, but there was an issue. She was too pretty for me not to want her. She liked me, but still loved her deceased husband. I bailed for a bit and she said she needed me. ---Im that guy.
I'm really happy for you both!
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Dating apps I think are kinda pointless lol. Girls use them either for attention to promote

their IG or snap mostly. Or if a girl is on a dating app I feel like there is something wrong

with her and it's the reason she's on the app lol. Every chick I have went out with from

POF, tinder, grinder, bumble, happen always boned but I didn't really want anything from

them except sex because personality wise I couldn't stand em.


Now for the funny store:
I like to get my rocks off by picking up strippers... There is just something exotic and just

I like about being able to get these girls lol. I met this one that was new to cali and new

to dancing from TX. swapped information. She hits me up at 2am couple days later

asking if she could come over to hang out.. I'm like sure why not, she comes over and

she didn't even have regular cloths on or with her haha. Just wearing a bikini haha. I

handle business that night. I see her again couple days later at the club and she just

flips her shit when she sees me with a girl that I brought into the club not another

dancer just a girl I know outside of there. She comes over and gets aggressive with her

and starts making a scene and flipping furniture over in front of all the customers lol. I

tell the manager he should fire because she's a crazy bitch and he fires her on the spot

haha. She blew my phone up for a week like 10 times a day blaming me for her getting

fired and threatening to blow my house up haha. She also had me read Scientology

books to her after we bang bang skeet skeet. (yes I read the fuck out of the books lol)


you need to post more stories...
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I like to think I'm in a good place. After the incident earlier this year and our discussion we are very happy together. I will admit that most of our troubles stemmed from my trust issues and not wanting to allow anyone to get close to me. On her end she was worried about investing time in someone that would never give her what she had to offer in return which lead to the checking up on (or stalking) me on here. Either way, we're pretty damn happy these days.
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you need to post more stories...
Oh, well shit. I didnt know you guys wanted pointless hook-up with stripper stories. So back when I was 23....Yeah, crap, I got nothing....
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