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03-12-2019, 10:38 AM | #3257 |
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got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.
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whats your situation again? were you married?
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03-12-2019, 02:49 PM | #3259 |
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Bring protection.
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Good luck! Report back!
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im going to teach a match parallel parking this weekend
might be grabbing brunch with another one sunday we'll see how it goes, this week was so busy |
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03-15-2019, 11:09 AM | #3265 |
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I hope you're using her car.
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03-15-2019, 11:15 AM | #3266 |
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of course, i'm not THAT dumb
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03-15-2019, 11:32 AM | #3270 |
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Since you blurred out the photo we will all just assume it's a dude.
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and honestly i'm just being extremely lazy with this, you can see from that convo i put in absolutely no effort into setting something up + all i'm going to do is teach parallel parking to a grad student so it hopefully won't take a long time either... i don't do pics in general though, sorry. |
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I can already imagine what she is telling her friend(s):
"yeah for our first date he's taking me parallel parking"
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you can say "parali kadin" which is outright "paid woman" or you can say "ortam kizi" if you want to imply that she gets around a lot at hirsizi on the other hand could be for ugly dudes, but its commonly used in like "i gotta shave, i look like an at hirsizi" which i always took as sketchy and not really ugly hahah early turkish 101 lessons with the horndog BMW |
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