What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

Arai I'm positive has similar testing and QC... I unfortunately don't fit into an Arai... Nolan, Bell are a couple of other fantastic brands... I've gone down twice in a Shoei and obviously still here... Helmet does get retired after a crash... You can send to shoei where they will test the helmet to ensure the honeycomb is still intact, but I'd rather not take the chance... Even a drop off a table is enough to shatter the honeycomb inside and you'd never know it...

That's awesome. My application is a little different since is automotive related. But, nonetheless, I want to have something that will ensure safety if anything ever happens while I'm at the track. I have friends that purchased cheap helmets (sub $200) because they just wanted to get on track. I fear the thought of them getting into an accident and needing the helmet to protect them from injury.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well....when you rise from this mid-day slumber.....make sure the first thing you do is reach for a hair brush:

Yes, Dad.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Well... so really? No one is gonna say anything? Nothing at all. Shit man, this picture is hot as fuck. I doubt that is exactly what you were going for, but I want to copy this and go put it in the "V2 Cool Pics (aka NSFW)" thread. Damn... just...
I think I will stop now. I just found out my printer is out color ink and the laminator needs film.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Whaaat? It's just an apple, not even a banana.

Jtodd just took his Viagra so anything will get him all hot and flustered.

Jtodd, put something over your keyboard this time. I know you don't want to replace another keyboard this week.

[Sara]

Youre all going to hell. Heathens.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Whaaat? It's just an apple, not even a banana.

Your naivety is endearing. Don't ever change! The apple is completely irrelevant. Was there an apple? There is... so much else... going on there... Anyway - enough of that. If we mail you foods, will you take pictures of yourself eating them?

I have taken the liberty of setting up an account here for those who would like to order: https://www.bavariasausage.com/wholesale.php

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yes, Dad.

So.....you have a 'Daddy' fetish now....?!?!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Your naivety is endearing. Don't ever change! The apple is completely irrelevant. Was there an apple? There is... so much else... going on there... Anyway - enough of that. If we mail you foods, will you take pictures of yourself eating them?

I have taken the liberty of setting up an account here for those who would like to order: https://www.bavariasausage.com/wholesale.php

One ask for future pics....more lip bite

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I just found out my printer is out color ink and the laminator needs film.

The laminator......

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Your naivety is endearing. Don't ever change! The apple is completely irrelevant. Was there an apple? There is... so much else... going on there... Anyway - enough of that. If we mail you foods, will you take pictures of yourself eating them?

I have taken the liberty of setting up an account here for those who would like to order: https://www.bavariasausage.com/wholesale.php

Ah I lived in Germany and I miss those. Do you know the proper way to eat them is not to have the sausage inside the bun? You take a bite of the sausage and then a bite of the bun separately.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by shoei

Worried about you... Not sure if your account has been hacked or you gave up masturbation for Lent or something...

Didn't Lent pass?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Do you know the proper way to eat them is not to have the sausage inside the bun? You take a bite of the sausage and then a bite of the bun separately.

My heavens...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

The laminator......

Lamintors are so cool! I worked in a video store before and would attempt to make fake ID cards with them

[Verbiage]

Dammit I wanna make that my sig but I left work.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

My heavens...

Omg stop making my posts dirty!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ah I lived in Germany and I miss those. Do you know the proper way to eat them is not to have the sausage inside the bun? You take a bite of the sausage and then a bite of the bun separately.

Yes! And this is going to sound horrible, but fuck it. Coming from me, no one will get hot and bothered. Or those ones where it is like a little roll and a giant sausage. It's just like... an edible grip that you use to hold it. Yeah.. that sounds horrible. #nohomo

Edit: re: the bold section. This method is @sara-approved

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Lamintors are so cool! I worked in a video store before and would attempt to make fake ID cards with them

You cannot do this anymore I did this in college too. Early early days of scanners too. People were so impressed that I could scan an id, edit it, reprint and then laminate it. Shit, I should have charged money.

[ASBSECU E93]

bimmette - Lets see......

UP Close pic of you eating an apple with suspicious 'hair'
Talk of you eating a Banana....
Now, talk of you eating a sausage link...

Someone might secretly have an oral fixation...?!?!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

bimmette - Lets see......

UP Close pic of you eating an apple with suspicious 'hair'
Talk of you eating a Banana....
Now, talk of you eating a sausage link...

Someone might secretly have an oral fixation...?!?!

And I think that someone is YOU.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Youre all going to hell. Heathens.

Shhh. You love it. Don't lie.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You cannot do this anymore I did this in college too. Early early days of scanners too. People were so impressed that I could scan an id, edit it, reprint and then laminate it. Shit, I should have charged money.

Lol!
Same. When we got the first laser color printers in grad school (They were the size of Mack Truck) we had to sign contracts that we would not counterfeit money or falsify documentation of any type. Too funny!!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

And I think that someone is YOU.

Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...

Ok there Frans, calm down.