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      05-13-2016, 01:03 PM   #27897
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I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!
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I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!
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What about post-sex cuddling.
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What about post-sex cuddling.
Post sex is when you're thinking the most like a woman. I'm assuming that's why i always want to make myself a sandwich after sex.
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I knew a chick like her IRL. Fun girl to be around.
Until you kill her.... Doh!
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Post sex is when you're thinking the most like a woman. I'm assuming that's why i always want to make myself a sandwich after sex.
Give cuddle and she'll make the sandwich for you!
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I always wanted to fuck her man smh.
Is her man THAT hot or something?
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Give cuddle and she'll make the sandwich for you!
Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.
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Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.
Perhaps. Depends on the chick. Wifey and I usually clean up the messy bits first then cuddle. Then it's Sammie time.
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Is her man THAT hot or something?
Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."
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      05-13-2016, 01:29 PM   #27907
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I think I'm going to have a problem soon.... One of our vendors put 6 packs of smarties in a box of samples that were delivered today. This is number 5 for me. I can see Cornholio running around here soon looking for TP!
Don't let him near your bunghole.
Unless.....he has TP for your bunghole....
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Is her man THAT hot or something?
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Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."
Savages. Love it.
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Forget Cheryl...how about Lois Griffin?
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Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."
Ouch!! lol
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Forget Cheryl...how about Lois Griffin?
Japanese 2D womenz > American ones.
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Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.
Lol, this is how I know none of you have dealt with black chicks.



Not like you're missing out, anyway.

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Is her man THAT hot or something?
Lol imagine if she had one. She's probably fucked everything. Literally.

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Love it. I was going to say, "She's 2D, so your depth is about right. May be able to please this one."
Nice try. I'm still not sharing her with you, even if that is your "arena".
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Most women don't want sweaty cuddle.
Lol, this is how I know none of you have dealt with black chicks.
Kinda grossed out but at the same time intrigued.
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Kinda grossed out but at the same time kinda intrigued.
I think I saw a special on National Geographic about it, somewhere.


EDIT: Found it

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Perhaps. Depends on the chick. Wifey and I usually clean up the messy bits first then cuddle. Then it's Sammie time.
Most definitely. For my wife, cuddling is in no way fighting for a slot even remotely near food's position of importance.
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Japanese 2D womenz > American ones.
You mean tentacle porn a la Kreiger?

I agree with you sometimes...that anime 2D is better cuz they all got Dssssss!!!!!!
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Lol, this is how I know none of you have dealt with black chicks.



Not like you're missing out, anyway.



Lol imagine if she had one. She's probably fucked everything. Literally.



Nice try. I'm still not sharing her with you, even if that is your "arena".


Been with Caribbean...does that count?
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