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      06-13-2020, 08:52 PM   #27105
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Poor Daniel... got his 15 seconds of fame
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In fact, maybe she IS wearing SPF 5000 sunscreen - a LOT of it.
I can't make fun, since I'm just about as white as that. Occasionally I'll get a farmers' tan, but usually I'll get burned just mowing my lawn after work.
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He thought he turned off his web-cam.

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Poor Daniel... got his 15 seconds of fame
Had this happen at an all-hands company teleconference a long time ago. And no, UncleWede and Joekerr ...it wasn't me.
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He thought he turned off his web-cam.

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No way to know but Daniel should definitely say it was.
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LOL....reminds me of something that happened to me.

One evening when my wife had stepped out to run errands. I was watching TV...mainly flipping through channels and my then 5yo daughter was on the floor playing.

One of the shows I was watching showed a commercial about the Victoria's Secret program they were going to air at some point. Honest to God I wasn't even paying attention. Although now that I look back on it...I can't understand them showing that ad at that time of day.

But my wife comes home...asks what we have been up to...and my daughter says..."We've been watching Princesses on TV".

My wife was like really.......and my daughter said "Yes...and they walked like this".

She then proceeded to lift her nightgown, pull her underwear up into a "wedgie",and parade around the house in a circle.

I hard a hard time explaining that one. I still remind my daughter today of that incident and how she got me into trouble....especially if we are around her friends!
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I would have expected a longer line for those sandwiches!!
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I would have expected a longer line for those sandwiches!!
I would social distance the F outta that line.
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LOL....reminds me of something that happened to me.

One evening when my wife had stepped out to run errands. I was watching TV...mainly flipping through channels and my then 5yo daughter was on the floor playing.

One of the shows I was watching showed a commercial about the Victoria's Secret program they were going to air at some point. Honest to God I wasn't even paying attention. Although now that I look back on it...I can't understand them showing that ad at that time of day.

But my wife comes home...asks what we have been up to...and my daughter says..."We've been watching Princesses on TV".

My wife was like really.......and my daughter said "Yes...and they walked like this".

She then proceeded to lift her nightgown, pull her underwear up into a "wedgie",and parade around the house in a circle.

I hard a hard time explaining that one. I still remind my daughter today of that incident and how she got me into trouble....especially if we are around her friends!

LOL!!!! I have a similar story. I used to subscribe to Maxim magazine, and I let my 3 year old son read them with me - I would point to one of the girls and say "That's a hottie!".

One day, my wife had a haircut appointment (and her stylist was super hot) and due to some conflict, she had to take our son...so he's sitting there quiet and all, when all of a sudden out of the blue - he points to her and says "She's a hottie!".

My wife was mortified but the stylist said he made her day. When my wife came home of course, I got an earful but I couldn't wipe the grin off my face...
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Please tell me you know this is 100% fake...
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