New 2009 2010 BMW Z4 - ZPOST
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts


Go Back   New 2009 2010 BMW Z4 - ZPOST > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      02-26-2020, 11:26 AM   #24971
Joekerr
Banned
7914
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by cmyx6go View Post
I find number 5 especially funny.....
I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Appreciate 1
Salty Dog3576.50
      02-26-2020, 11:29 AM   #24972
Salty Dog
Captain
Salty Dog's Avatar
3577
Rep
885
Posts

Drives: Austin Mini,MBGLK, Porsche 993
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.



I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
You'd think that people having sex with animals is unusual, but you'd likely be surprised. When I worked in 12 division we had the Stock Yards in our area, it wasn't unusual to get folks down there with the livestock....I guess they were practicing animal husbandry.....sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Appreciate 1
Joekerr7913.50
      02-26-2020, 11:29 AM   #24973
Teufel_Hunden
Banned
United_States
8344
Rep
2,962
Posts

Drives: 2013 M3 6MT LMB ZCP
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Maryland

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
Appreciate 1
Salty Dog3576.50
      02-26-2020, 11:31 AM   #24974
Salty Dog
Captain
Salty Dog's Avatar
3577
Rep
885
Posts

Drives: Austin Mini,MBGLK, Porsche 993
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Teufel_Hunden View Post
So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
If my ma and pa get divorced will they still be brother and sister?
Appreciate 3
upstatedoc7527.50
vreihen1619158.50
      02-26-2020, 11:33 AM   #24975
Teufel_Hunden
Banned
United_States
8344
Rep
2,962
Posts

Drives: 2013 M3 6MT LMB ZCP
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Maryland

iTrader: (3)

Someone was gonna ask
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 9
Salty Dog3576.50
David0ff1052.00
UncleWede18326.00
MKSixer34102.00
upstatedoc7527.50
mk1-fan584.00
twin fed1182.00
EdM54098.50
King Rudi13065.50
      02-26-2020, 11:33 AM   #24976
cmyx6go
Colonel
cmyx6go's Avatar
16618
Rep
2,078
Posts

Drives: 2022 X6///M Comp
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: NYC

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2019 X6 ///M  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.



I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Oh no you don't.....Not today.
__________________
I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
Appreciate 4
Joekerr7913.50
Salty Dog3576.50
MKSixer34102.00
Rmtt8201.00
      02-26-2020, 11:35 AM   #24977
Joekerr
Banned
7914
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cmyx6go View Post
Oh no you don't.....Not today.
LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Appreciate 2
cmyx6go16617.50
Salty Dog3576.50
      02-26-2020, 11:39 AM   #24978
Joekerr
Banned
7914
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Teufel_Hunden View Post
So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
Not sure - from my read of it, wouldn't the siblings still meet the definition of an unmarried couple?
Appreciate 2
      02-26-2020, 11:43 AM   #24979
Salty Dog
Captain
Salty Dog's Avatar
3577
Rep
885
Posts

Drives: Austin Mini,MBGLK, Porsche 993
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
Appreciate 0
      02-26-2020, 11:51 AM   #24980
Joekerr
Banned
7914
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmyx6go View Post
Oh no you don't.....Not today.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Salty Dog View Post
Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
Well partially it was to see if framing the question like that would elicit a response like "No, what?".

Then I was either going to refer her to the last picture in post #7182 in this thread or just say the last part in the picture...that was a toss up as to what I was going to do there.

What were your ideas - I'm curious too.
Appreciate 0
      02-26-2020, 11:54 AM   #24981
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34102
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.

I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Oh boy. Trap laid.

Quote:
Originally Posted by cmyx6go View Post
Oh no you don't.....Not today.
Target evasion complete.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Really? Were you now?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Salty Dog View Post
Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
I do, as well!!
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 1
cmyx6go16617.50
      02-26-2020, 11:57 AM   #24982
Salty Dog
Captain
Salty Dog's Avatar
3577
Rep
885
Posts

Drives: Austin Mini,MBGLK, Porsche 993
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

....bent over a cheque book
Appreciate 3
Joekerr7913.50
Dpc2u11486.00
MKSixer34102.00
      02-26-2020, 11:58 AM   #24983
cmyx6go
Colonel
cmyx6go's Avatar
16618
Rep
2,078
Posts

Drives: 2022 X6///M Comp
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: NYC

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2019 X6 ///M  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Well partially it was to see if framing the question like that would elicit a response like "No, what?".

Then I was either going to refer her to the last picture in post #7182 in this thread or just say the last part in the picture...that was a toss up as to what I was going to do there.

What were your ideas - I'm curious too.
I liked you better when you just busted my chops about women drivers
__________________
I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
Appreciate 3
Salty Dog3576.50
Joekerr7913.50
MKSixer34102.00
      02-26-2020, 12:03 PM   #24984
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
18326
Rep
9,410
Posts

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

I guess Lenny needs to lose a few pounds before MKSixer comes to visit
__________________
I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
Appreciate 0
      02-26-2020, 12:03 PM   #24985
Joekerr
Banned
7914
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cmyx6go View Post
I liked you better when you just busted my chops about women drivers
I was attempting to broaden my horizons. I was afraid I was being typecast.

Don't worry, I'll find new material. I always do.
Appreciate 3
cmyx6go16617.50
MKSixer34102.00
Salty Dog3576.50
      02-26-2020, 12:09 PM   #24986
JP10
Major
JP10's Avatar
United_States
2472
Rep
1,143
Posts

Drives: M3
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: SC

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

Lmao, I'm from Harrisburg PA. My Dad did drive tractor trailer and my step dad still drives tractor trailer so this one hits home haha. I'll have to share with them.
Appreciate 2
MKSixer34102.00
Salty Dog3576.50
      02-26-2020, 12:42 PM   #24987
spazzyfry123
Lieutenant Colonel
spazzyfry123's Avatar
4645
Rep
1,929
Posts

Drives: Here and There
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: North Georgia Mountains

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Which is why 7 through 10 are particularly disturbing!!
Funny that you draw the line there. You have a story for #6?
Appreciate 2
MKSixer34102.00
Salty Dog3576.50
      02-26-2020, 01:29 PM   #24988
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34102
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
I guess Lenny needs to lose a few pounds before MKSixer comes to visit


Quote:
Originally Posted by spazzyfry123 View Post
Funny that you draw the line there. You have a story for #6?
I said particularly!!
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 1
      02-26-2020, 03:26 PM   #24989
DieselDiner
Lieutenant Colonel
DieselDiner's Avatar
506
Rep
1,614
Posts

Drives: 335d
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Home

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
,
In the same vein:

__________________
Appreciate 8
Salty Dog3576.50
Joekerr7913.50
Alfisti6798.50
Dpc2u11486.00
MKSixer34102.00
bigrum491.00
3798j12671.50
      02-26-2020, 03:34 PM   #24990
andrewmr
First Lieutenant
520
Rep
315
Posts

Drives: 2020 M4
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Bucks County PA.

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Ii once read 80% of the people surveyed, admit to peeing in the shower. The other 20% are liars.
Appreciate 0
      02-26-2020, 03:38 PM   #24991
Maynard
Colonel
United_States
4096
Rep
2,925
Posts

Drives: 228iX & M2C
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Upstate NY

iTrader: (1)

Wait - you mean 'masturbating' just means peeing in the shower?
Appreciate 0
      02-26-2020, 05:17 PM   #24992
The Choosey begger
Libertarian
The Choosey begger's Avatar
United_States
71765
Rep
4,035
Posts

Drives: M4
Join Date: Jul 2016
Location: Sanctuary City

iTrader: (0)

:b
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 3
Salty Dog3576.50
bigrum491.00
King Rudi13065.50
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
attention whore tv, better without collins, bring collin back, carve is my grandma, collins come back, collins isn't funny, f87luv is classy, greek = shitty poster, harambe, hoodratstuffwithmyfriends, i aint even postin, i leik turtles, less than half are funny, lol @ jackhole to my left, more than half are funny, racecar meme sucks, show us skinnycow tits, tired of people bitching, u lost the game, wtf is reddit, ^i'm with stuped


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:41 PM.




zpost
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST