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05-10-2021, 11:12 AM | #5238 |
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Tip # 1, never publicly admit to sitting down while you pee, unless you are female. Especially on a car forum. This is off the cuff advice. In today's social landscape, I have no idea what is acceptable anymore. Hell, I don't know; maybe this is something all guys in their 20's do now. After beard glitter, male rompers and whatever else this generation does to best the generation prior, you should probably just post selfies on social media of you sitting down to pee.
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05-10-2021, 11:24 AM | #5241 | |
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05-10-2021, 11:47 AM | #5245 |
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I saw a hot meth-head. True story! She had a killer derrière!!!! I know, I know. She was a unicorn among meth-heads. #wouldyoudoitthough?!?
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05-10-2021, 11:52 AM | #5247 |
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We are getting into some serious f'n TMI territory. Lol.
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05-10-2021, 12:01 PM | #5250 |
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If your a cop wouldnt you have a like dirty thoughts like arresting her then tryna find something on her then punishing her urself instead of booking her in
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05-10-2021, 12:05 PM | #5251 |
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Confession: I was once pulled over doing "wheelies for Jesus" on Easter by a police officer named Jesus.
He asked me what I was doing. I said "wheelies for Jesus". I think he was both amused by that and in awe that a R1200GS could hold a wheelie at under 20 MPH. He told me Jesus said not to do that anymore and let me go. |
05-10-2021, 12:10 PM | #5252 |
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No. Like 83 different genders for adults.
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05-10-2021, 12:52 PM | #5254 |
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I can't sit down and pee because of tip dipping issues
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05-10-2021, 12:55 PM | #5255 |
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Depends on the toilet, but same. The ADA compliant toilets are ok. Everything else, I go at with a lean like I'm Curtis Mayfield with a diamond in the back.
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05-10-2021, 12:57 PM | #5256 |
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Does she have stretch marks on her penis too?
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We have 2 boys and so does my sister in law. They teach theirs to pee standing up and I am hardcore against it. Men are being emasculated enough as is, they are born to stand peeing, don't make them beta males.
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