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Totally a typo but it fits so well (no pun intended). I'm not even going to change it.
My joke falls on def ears due to a typo. The life of a keyboard comedian I suppose. Since no keys or fisting was involved in this cervix beating I have to ask, has your girls cervix started protesting, rioting or looting in the name of cervix brutality? Not to worry, a group of outstanding citizens and pillars of the community will be along shortly to burn down the location of where this alleged act took place. Do not fight back, resist or attempt at making any rational statements.....rational was so 2019.
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I really want to reply in a particular way but I won't as I'm a gentleman (somewhat).
To answer your question in a professional manner (you know, because I'm the epitome of professionalism), no; it has noting to do with race. I myself, am an equal opportunity cervix abuser. I can find something to appreciate amongst all races........and their accompanying cervices. |
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Well shit, I was.
Just kidding man. I didn't think you were being serious. |
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Was a little constipated yesterday. Ordered curry chicken from the Chinese food place. Problem solved.
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Splurged on a nice watch for myself without the wifey knowing ......... been wearing it a month now and she's yet to notice it haaaaa!!???
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a nice watch will only attract men, not women fyi
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In the month I've owned my watch no one actually has commented on it at all?? My wife probably has gotten more comments on her Apple watch than whatever is on my wrist!!??
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the suspense is killing me, lets see a pic
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I own several moderately priced watches. The only people who notice, are in fact, other men who know about watches. To date, I have never had a single woman compliment me on my watch(es). In most cases, if they ask, I have to explain what Tag Heuer is. If it isn't a Rolex, no one cares; and even then they'll mock you because it isn't a smart watch. Forget the price tag that comes along with your purchase, the sheep are only interested if it counts your steps. I hear it all day long. Something else I've noticed. The only people that I see go on and on about apple/android watches or fit bits and counting steps, etc. are fat people. Counting your steps isn't going to make you thin. Lose the watch and go do something. |
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Too funny but you're probably right about the majority wearing those Apple watches and fitbits ........ though my wife wears hers often ...... as you've noticed she isn't part of the " said not in shape " demographic you're speaking of!!! |
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I do have an Apple Watch. I use it more for the convenience of not always being able to grab my phone and respond especially for work. I would say the biggest use for me is timing my workouts and getting a round about idea of caloric burn. I hardly ever look at steps and far from being fat. On the weekends, I don't really wear it. My Movado is my go to unless I use one of my cheaper watches as an accessory. |
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Got some strange for first time in 12 years. It was strange
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thank covid
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