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Second, she was a cat fancier and when the little critters expired she would bury them in her garden. Except, one had had the unmitigated gall to die in the winter when the ground was frozen and she couldn't bury him. He'd been in a bag in the freezer ever since. Not a freezer in the basement or a garage, mind you. The one in the kitchen.
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FFS. What the hell is wrong with people?!?!!
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What in the F?!?!?!? Holy shit! And she found it necessary to disclose these bombshells an hour after meeting you, and before dinner no less? Well, at least she did. Run...
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How are you doing, milady?
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You beat me to it. LOL!!!!
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I must be getting old. I'm OK, MK. Just tired. Can't sleep lately, and when I do I'm having bizarre dreams. It exhausting.
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I've been with thick girls and I've been with some not thick girls. My preference is whichever is less crazy. Notice I said thick.....not fat. If your legs look like you've been beaten with a sack of nickels....hard pass.
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Note to self: Remove dead pets from crisper drawer in big silver cold box in the kitchen. The hoomans do not like this.
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I'm sorry about the exhaustion. I know it's not easy.
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I didn't say it...
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Edit: Don't forget to get the rubber mouthpiece to bit down on.
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Yeah...and anthrax is just a bacteria.
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I'm never turned on by this sort of crude behavior. The whole "barnyard" mentality is just not at all appealing to me. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who likes to have a little banter to make her earn her rogering.
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This. I like the thrill of the chase.
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I love feeling the anticipation build through the conversation and the flirting and some making-out.
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this thread is really good therapy for some
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