They won't. Regardless, this can only go one of two ways:
*start process*
*Boomer salesman pecks away at keyboard while squinting at the screen*
*complete process*
Or...
*start process*
*Boomer salesman pecks away at keyboard while squinting at the screen*
"We're gonna need to verify income."
"Oh, ok. But I read on the internet that you wouldn't."
"Huh?"
"Ok, hold on. I need to call my dad."
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