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Confession:
A few years back, as an adult, I went back home for Christmas vacation. We had a lot of beverages before bed and I got up a few times to drain the main vein.
In the morning over breakfast my mom said, "I noticed you boys still don't turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Why don't you turn the lights on and how do you see to hit the toilet?"
I said, "you just pee until you hear it hitting the water, then you know you're on target".
Her face was priceless with the realization of cleaning up years of pee.
My other brother said a moment later, "I just go in the sink".
My poor mom had 3 of us.
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