Just received an SMS message from the only candidate in our County Court Judge race that hasn't spammed me yet. Needless to say, she now owes me the $0.35 that it cost me in text message fees on my no-free anything cellular plan.
Given that I now cannot vote for any candidates for this position out of principle, I was inclined to leave the column blank on my ballot. These days, I have to be concerned that someone will take advantage of the blank column and fill in a vote. So, I'm picking the write-in box, and writing in "DEEZ NUTS" just because.....