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      05-11-2021, 08:25 AM   #5372
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Whats with dudes that pee with their hand or hands on the wall. Just general germs and now covid why touch anything in a public bathroom.
I will go on record to say, that the only superman's being performed by myself are at my house, the day after a bender. I see greasy, dirty handprints on bathroom walls and I think to myself "low-class ass, mf'r", but it's ok at my house...well, because it's me and mine. Side story related confessional - unless a bathroom is clean, I don't wash my hands after in a public restroom. I honestly try not to touch anything. I've even gone as far as to use paper towels to grab the door handle. I know who I am and where my shit has been. I figure my dick is the cleanest thing in the bathroom.


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So its for old people who can't stand up on their own?
See above post. But in short, yes. Old and still drunk from the night before.
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