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Originally Posted by Not_Judy
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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke
john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that
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Originally Posted by OnerDriver
It never is.
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You'd be surprised gentlemen. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this chick is probably crazy hot and that most porn stars don't have shit on her in ability. I know these types very well.
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Originally Posted by UncleWede
Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????
I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .
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You need to smell more panties sir.
Come to think of I don't recall ever sniffing a pair myself.....which makes me wonder, why are they referred to as a pair of panties when there is only one? 
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Originally Posted by DETRoadster
It's like high school all over again.
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That's when you know the sex is some next level shit! 
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Originally Posted by Herdalum
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No need for apologies. She wants food immediately after the gym and I'm fan of her cleanliness.  She showers while I make dinner after that i shower while she gets her things ready for work the next morning, then after there is plenty of time for other things......not to mention shower sex is where injuries occur, I can be patient not to end up in the ER again. |
But if you end up in the ER you will also be patient...