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      02-03-2016, 05:31 PM   #23
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Someone let you get them pregnant?
why not, he prob looks like this:

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      02-03-2016, 05:35 PM   #24
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You need to practice these new techniques because, borrowing a play from your boyfriend Biorin, if you don't.....

you'll need to




Or a new(ish) one that i'm growing fond of....

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      02-04-2016, 11:41 AM   #25
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Did not know Finland had such a problem, they have to make a video like this. I guess they can not tell the woman to get a gun and shot their attacker.
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      02-04-2016, 12:09 PM   #26
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Someone let you get them pregnant?
I never said it was 9 months , I had no idea , it was C5 ...he said to me it took 9 months to figure out his gender shit
Never mind...because I noticed he's pissed for the last week
So...maybe yes...'He' is pregnant !
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why not, he prob looks like this:
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      02-04-2016, 01:49 PM   #28
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My cover has been blown in the F8x section. I'm only a man in the ot Tonka.

And my dig is smaller than yours!
I must have missed this....

Is it good or bad to have a small dig? Since yours is smaller than mine, i'm assuming smaller is better?

Seems to be that way with most things anyway.
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      02-04-2016, 01:58 PM   #29
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I must have missed this....

Is it good or bad to have a small dig? Since yours is smaller than mine, i'm assuming smaller is better?

Seems to be that way with most things anyway.
I hope so, those must at least be easier to find.
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      02-06-2016, 03:29 AM   #30
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We working hard on preventing rapes in england....
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      02-06-2016, 01:04 PM   #31
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^^ Those pics have to be taken in the US.
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^^ Those pics have to be taken in the US.
We're catching up!
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We're catching up!
So sad....
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We working hard on preventing rapes in england....
Andrew always brags he gets a lot of ass - just didn't think he meant all at the same time from one person.
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      02-10-2016, 12:33 AM   #35
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Oh yes. Like it's all as simple as Dora the Explorer... "Swiper, no swiping!" (shuddup, I have a 7 year old niece and was borderline forced to watch this when I sit in the back with her... That's why I eventually wised up and offer to drive )
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Oh yes. Like it's all as simple as Dora the Explorer... "Swiper, no swiping!" (shuddup, I have a 7 year old niece and was borderline forced to watch this when I sit in the back with her... That's why I eventually wised up and offer to drive )
Raper, no raping!

Needs to be a tshirt.
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Raper, no raping!

Needs to be a tshirt.
You're soooo getting raped in Finland.

That is all.
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      02-10-2016, 01:17 PM   #38
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Andrew always brags he gets a lot of ass - just didn't think he meant all at the same time from one person.
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      10-16-2017, 11:21 AM   #39
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This was a good thread...so I'm bumping it again. Just because the video is so entertaining.
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This was a good thread...so I'm bumping it again. Just because the video is so entertaining.
Biorin's comment made me laugh again like it was the first time I read it.

Good bump and what the heck ever happened to j_toddfl?
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Biorin's comment made me laugh again like it was the first time I read it.

Good bump and what the heck ever happened to j_toddfl?
I don't know. I always enjoyed the way his brain worked...least the way it appeared to work based on his posts!
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lol that was funny..the Finish govt has been watching too much Dragon Ball Z
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This really works. I just tried it and didn't get raped.
This made laugh out loud
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This was a good thread...so I'm bumping it again. Just because the video is so entertaining.
You have to do this again when i finally buy a working phone! This one hates me more than the last ones.
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