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      06-20-2017, 10:44 AM   #23
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Yeah no thanks...gave up drinking that poison years ago...awesome ingredients list...



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Tommy: You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway.[looking at the milk Turkish is drinking]
Turkish: Why, what's wrong with it?
Tommy: It's not in sync with evolution.
Turkish: Shut up.
Tommy: Cows have only been domesticated for the last eight thousand years. Before that, they were running around mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
Turkish: Well fuck me Tommy. What have you been reading?
Tommy: Let me do you a favour. [takes the milk off Turkish's hand and throws it out the window and it hits a car behind them followed by screeching tires and a loud crash]
Both:[Look at each other] Whoops.
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      06-20-2017, 12:16 PM   #24
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^ I'd be more worried by the "Best Before" label than the ingredients on this ONE picture.

REAL chocolate milk comes out of the yellow plastic tub of Quik, mixed with some lovely fresh whole milk, no bag. (see, we CAN compromise Lups )
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      06-20-2017, 12:30 PM   #25
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^ I'd be more worried by the "Best Before" label than the ingredients on this ONE picture.

REAL chocolate milk comes out of the yellow plastic tub of Quik, mixed with some lovely fresh whole milk, no bag. (see, we CAN compromise Lups )
Non fat milk from a cardboard container, a clean glass that takes ay least 1/4 gallon in or a ticket to my milk disorder behavior camp!

I know I'm ruining my kids but we have a strict chocolate product ban in the house (child labor issues). I totally overlook my milk addiction due to the fact that that's my only really wasteful habit in life. I honestly don't get why anyone would mix milk with anything and you all are sick.

(i kind of think my milk devouring method racism is kind of funny though, but i have dumbed two men for trying to put milk to their coffee, and i think lactose intolerance is a reason enough not to date someone and some other really weird shit)
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      06-20-2017, 12:32 PM   #26
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Will wonders never cease?
Hey everybody needs something weird in their life, i just replaced all normal with weird obsessions.

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      06-20-2017, 12:39 PM   #28
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To be fair; the first can actually cause the second... so it is a reasonable position...
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To be fair; the first can actually cause the second... so it is a reasonable position...
I'm tolerant in everything else, this makes me weird with only 70% of world population!
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      06-20-2017, 12:45 PM   #30
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Non fat milk from a cardboard container, a clean glass that takes ay least 1/4 gallon in or a ticket to my milk disorder behavior camp!

I know I'm ruining my kids but we have a strict chocolate product ban in the house (child labor issues). I totally overlook my milk addiction due to the fact that that's my only really wasteful habit in life. I honestly don't get why anyone would mix milk with anything and you all are sick.

(i kind of think my milk devouring method racism is kind of funny though, but i have dumbed two men for trying to put milk to their coffee, and i think lactose intolerance is a reason enough not to date someone and some other really weird shit)
I grew up adding this crap to milk, since coffee milk is the official drink of the state of Rhode Island. (There are things worse than chocolate.)

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I grew up adding this crap to milk, since coffee milk is the official drink of the state of Rhode Island. (There are things worse than chocolate.)

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Now that's racist. They're Caucasian. Chocolate milk cow's live in Hershey PA.
I can verify that. I live not far from Hershey PA. You take the Hershey highway to get there.. and it's a toll road...
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Yeah no thanks...gave up drinking that poison years ago...awesome ingredients list...

Chocolate milk, from a reliable source, is a great recovery drink after intense workout.
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But how come none of my family members received their survey?? How did they come up with 7%?
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Most definitely your average Californian 20-something female 3-series driver.
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As the milk advocate of the forum i have to express my sadness over this. Chocolate milk is a crime against milk and vows would never do that!
Ummm actually chocolate milk is nectar from the Gods.


Oberweis chocolate milk is pure concentrated chocolate angel cow milk. If they would put it in a bag life would finally be complete.
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Ummm actually chocolate milk is nectar from the Gods.


Oberweis chocolate milk is pure concentrated chocolate angel cow milk. If they would put it in a bag life would finally be complete.
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You are sick.
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You are sick.

What did I tell you about complimenting me in public?
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What did I tell you about complimenting me in public?
Haha, i get to do anything now, I'm so black, violet, green and in pieces you have to be nice to me and talk about milk the correct way.
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Haha, i get to do anything now, I'm so black, violet, green and in pieces you have to be nice to me and talk about milk the correct way.
You can't play the pity card! That's not the Anna I know. You're putting on a facade.

What do you mean correct way? I already did that once. Chocy+Milk+Bag+Teets+Canada.
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You can't play the pity card! That's not the Anna I know. You're putting on a facade.

What do you mean correct way? I already did that once. Chocy+Milk+Bag+Teets+Canada.
I can since nobody is as pathetic as i am! It is your duty to be nice now!

I swear to god my cause of death will be stubbornness with a flavor of stupidity.
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Now that's racist. They're Caucasian. Chocolate milk cow's live in Hershey PA.
Hershey makes their chocolate in Mexico.
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I can since nobody is as pathetic as i am! It is your duty to be nice now!

I swear to god my cause of death will be stubbornness with a flavor of stupidity.
You are pretty pathetic right now, almost as if you had a vagina and not balls. WEIRD.


Just eat your MIL's fake food. Or start sneaking some in. Balls are in your court.
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